Luxxury Goods for Exxpensive Tastes

Welcome to the Luxxury International Duty Free ElectroPunk Apparel Shoppe! It's Fall again, and the Luxxury couturiers have been working overtime to create sexy garments for any occasion. New items this season include: the "Bjorn Again Tennis Visor" perfect for a post-Baccarat stroll in Monte Carlo; the "Sexy Shoulders Camisole" to show off your h.o.t.t yoga toned-triceps at that fundraising affair in Notting Hill; and a particularly tony "Disco Punk Golf Shirt" for your upcoming game with the boss at the country club in Westchester (don't forget to let him win!) Finally, we're excited as pie about the "Das Panties Panties"; they're ideal for that prospective Japanese client with a 'yen' for good times! (Never fear: dodgy-sounding items will be billed tres discretement to your corporate credit card). As always, we encourage you to wear these items when you suspect the opportunity for upwardly mobile intercourse is particularly high. 'Sex With Rich People' -- after all -- feels so much better. Happy shopping! - Baron von Luxxury, Esq.