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Lucius Jimbo, Paranormal Detective puts the weird in wonderful with his fashionable line of souvenirs and clothing.
Note:To see Lucius Jimbo in action click on his big nose in the glowering picture above.
Elf Wizard For elves laughter is the fixer for every problem. So if you have a problem figuring out what to wear put on a laughing elf shirt. Problem solved! |
Lucius Skull Lucius believes there's no way he could look worse. He's wrong he could look worse. So whenever you think you look like crap. Wear Lucius Skull, then you'll really know what crap is. |
Lucius Jimbo Haunted, Hell or Worse All his experience dealing with the occult could not prepare Lucius Jimbo for the terrors of the Carfax house. He ran like a little girl and he cried like her younger sister. Be brave, wear Haunted... |
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Alien Autopsy in a Bog with a Dog! With the aid of a small dog Lucius Jimbo discovered the head of a dead alien. His postmortem examination of the deceased was hampered by the dog's insatiable appetite. |
Skull Stone The Skull Stone is one of the 12 keys to the Labyrinth. The Labyrinth is an ancient metaphysical construct that allows travel between dimensions. If Lucius can find the Skull Key he can go home. |
Android Assassin Using alien technology the Russians developed a lethal android assassin. Upon activation this machine, "Razz Mudder" immediately went rogue. Evil and mysterious interests have hired him to kill Lucius |
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Haunted House Lucius Jimbo knew the Carfax House was haunted by evil spirits. He never imagined he'd run from the place like a chicken shit. Don't you be scared, buy Haunted House products. |
UFO Close Encounter When Lucius Jimbo first saw the UFO , it was sitting not 30 feet from him. He was so overcome with emotion he pointed his movie camera at the ground and cried. This is the only good shot. |
Alien Autopsy A dogs's desire to eat dead alien, an annoying landlord, a crashed UFO and an assassin all act to thwart Lucius Jimbo's alien autopsy. Don't be thwarted, wear "Lucius Jimbo Alien Autopsy Fashion". |
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Demon In the darkest bowels of the earth lurkes the Demon; Lucius Jimbo's arch nemesis. He cursed Lucius to hate what he loves. In the ultimate act of poetic justice Lucius cursed him to love what he hates. |
Elves Lucius Jimbo has a stormy relationship with the little people. On occasion he has declared his hatred for elves. For their part the elves have cut the toes off Jimbo's socks and written nasty rhymes. |
Lucius Jimbo Lucius Jimbo Paranormal Detective; his only hope is to turn his incredible powers of detection into a paying job. Your only job is to detect an incredible Jimbo product you hope you can pay for. |














