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Welcome to Loose Ends!

We created this shop to feature the designs that don't fit into our themed shops. You can find them at:

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Here you'll find quotes & sayings, humorous designs and just plain weird stuff. Enjoy!

Politics and Activism

Politics and Activism
Our political designs are more about issues and activism than the partisan electoral process.

Holidaze

Holidaze
This section contains our various holiday designs. There aren't too many (yet), so they're all in here together. We have sorted them with the upcoming holiday at the top.

Hello...

Hello...
Designs in this section are based on the common stick-on name tag. Comes in "Hello My name is..." and "Hello I am..."


Where the product allows we offer these in both center and pocket placement

Tailgaters

Tailgaters
This one only makes sense as a bumper sticker, so here it is: "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS".

Reverse Mermaid

Reverse Mermaid
Here's a strange creature: a mermaid (half fish, half woman). But the fish is on the top....

RTFM

RTFM
Any tech-support geek knows this one: "RTFM" stands for Read The ...um, Friendly Manual.

By Design

By Design
Often cropping up in support messages from The Big Software Company, this phrase can be taken another way: "This behavior is by design."

TANSTAAFL

TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Sod This

Sod This
A cockney blow-off: "Sod this for a game of soldiers."

Weird Pro

Weird Pro
Here's a classic quote from the original gonzo journalist: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Multi-colored text at odd angles.

Dying/Comedy

Dying/Comedy
Do you do stand-up? Ever had a bad night? This design says "DYING is easy - COMEDY is hard", with a crime-scene body outline.

I Was Never Here

I Was Never Here
Are you someplace you shouldn't be? "I was never here"

mumble mumble

mumble mumble
Don't know what you want to say? Or just don't want it overheard? Let this design speak for you--it just says "mumble mumble".

Fat Genes

Fat Genes
Feel fat? Is your weight problem hereditary? Ask the world: "Do these genes make me look FAT?" Plain text.

Evil Twin

Evil Twin
The text says it all: "I AM the Evil Twin".

Waking Up

Waking Up
Are you a sleepyhead? Simple tex says "Waking up is hard to do".

Who Did This

Who Did This
Whatever it is, blame it on somebody else: "Who did this to me?"

Buns of Steel

Buns of Steel
Do you work out? This design features the phrase "Buns of Steel" and a picture of a burger on a metallic roll.

Freshly Baked

Freshly Baked
You can almost smell the aroma of the Freshly Baked loaf of bread... or it might be a 420 reference--only you know for sure....

License to Stare

License to Stare
Are you a photographer? This design features a drawing of a camera and the words "License to Stare".

Dead Television

Dead Television
Have you killed your television yet? This design shows a tv with a broken screen and bent rabbit-ear antennae. No words.

Gravity Is Not Your Friend

Gravity Is Not Your Friend
If you're into sports where falling is a Bad Thing, this design is for you. Tumbling red text says "Gravity is not your friend".

Rich White Trash

Rich White Trash
If you've made good from humble origins, this design is for you. Says "Rich White Trash" in green.

Iris

Iris
Inspired by Art Nouveau flowers, this is a stylized drawing of a single purple iris. No words.

Irises

Irises
Inspired by Art Nouveau flowers, this is a stylized drawing of a stalk of two purple irises. No words.

Dragon Attack

Dragon Attack
Run Away! The dragon is attacking! This ia an image of a red dragon on the wing, breathing fire. No words on this one.

Choose Two

Choose Two
Sound engineering: Choose two: Faster, Cheaper, Better. You can't have all three.

Flat Affect

Flat Affect
It's a gray day in a gray world. This non-smiley face has lowered eyelids, a flat-line mouth and a gray color, all expressing depression or flat affect. No words.

have a day

have a day
It's a gray day in a gray world. This non-smiley face has lowered eyelids, a flat-line mouth and a gray color, all expressing depression or flat affect. This one also says "have a day".

Disclaimer

Disclaimer
This is the car-ad disclaimer, placed at the bottom of the print area (like it is on the TV screen): "Optional features shown". Think about it....

Crime Scene

Crime Scene
Simply an image of black-on-yellow CRIME SCENE tape running across the design twice.

I'd have to kill you.

I'd have to kill you.
Keeping secrets? I could tell you, "...but then I'd have to kill you."

Nap Time

Nap Time
Ask the burning question of the day: "Is it nap time yet?"

Support Our Troupes

Support Our Troupes
For those in the theater, this design features the comedy & tragedy masks, with the words "Support our Troupes".

Pillage First

Pillage First
Introductory training for Vikings: "Pillage first, then burn" Text is in a rune-like font, with a graphic of a Norse-style axe and a bonfire.

Smoke 'em

Smoke 'em
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. Shows a photograph of a whole pig being roasted over a slow fire, Tennessee-style.

Drink

Drink
Insist on your relative sobriety: "I'm not as drink as some thunkle peep I am", in sloppy block printing.

So?

So?
If you're not sure what the point is, or why you should care about consequences, this design asks for you: "So?"

Cunning Plan

Cunning Plan
"I have a Cunning Plan...." Fans of the show from which this line comes will recognize that the "plan always goes awry. Others may like it anyway. All text, in the Black Adder ITC font.

Girl Thing

Girl Thing
Does your husband, boyfriend, brother or father just not understand you? Tell them why: "It's a girl thing..."

Guy Thing

Guy Thing
Does your wife, girlfriend, sister or mother just not understand you? Tell them why: "It's a guy thing..."

Just Dice

Just Dice
Feeling Lucky? These red dice are showing seven. No words on this version.

Roll With It

Roll With It
You pays your money and you takes your chances. Item says "Roll with it", with the image of a pair of red dice showing seven.

Crapshoot

Crapshoot
You pays your money and you takes your chances. Item says "Life is a crapshoot", with the image of a pair of red dice showing seven.

Stupid

Stupid
If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid. olive drab stencil lettering.

Gene Pool

Gene Pool
"You! Out of the gene pool!"

Replaced

Replaced
Know someone who's totally useless? "You can be replaced by a machine"

Don't Try

Don't Try
Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "Don't try this at home, kids"

DO NOT ATTEMPT

DO NOT ATTEMPT
Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "DO NOT ATTEMPT"

Trained Professionals

Trained Professionals
Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "We are Trained Professionals"

Fundamentalism

Fundamentalism
Fundamentalism is Mental Illness

Indoor Voice

Indoor Voice
Are you loud? "This is my indoor voice"

Memory

Memory
Getting older? "Memory is the second thing to go...but I forget what the first is"

Iron Chef

Iron Chef
Here's a design for fans of that competition cooking show---a chef made of iron.

Poor Impulse Control

Poor Impulse Control
Warn those you meet that you're unpredictable. Design reads "Poor Impulse Control."

Fun flies

Fun flies
Let them know what it was like in jail: "Fun sure flies when you're doing time"

LEO

LEO
Halfway to anywhere--Low Earth Orbit

Peach

Peach
It's a peach. Just...a peach.

Want Fries?

Want Fries?
Want Fries with That? This item asks the question graphically, without words. Great for minimum wage slaves everywhere.

Charcoal Veggie Housewares

Charcoal Veggie Housewares
This section contains drawings of food. We meant them primarily for tile products, but offer them on other items as well.

Abstract Housewares

Abstract Housewares
These designs are abstract color studies. They were made for coasters, boxes and pillows. We've also put them on clocks, mouse pads, mugs and steins.



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