Welcome to Loose Ends!
We created this shop to feature the designs that don't fit into our themed shops. You can find them at:
Here you'll find quotes & sayings, humorous designs and just plain weird stuff. Enjoy!
Politics and Activism Our political designs are more about issues and activism than the partisan electoral process. |
Holidaze This section contains our various holiday designs. There aren't too many (yet), so they're all in here together. We have sorted them with the upcoming holiday at the top. |
Hello... Designs in this section are based on the common stick-on name tag. Comes in "Hello My name is..." and "Hello I am..." Where the product allows we offer these in both center and pocket placement |
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By Design Often cropping up in support messages from The Big Software Company, this phrase can be taken another way: "This behavior is by design." |
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Weird Pro Here's a classic quote from the original gonzo journalist: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Multi-colored text at odd angles. |
Dying/Comedy Do you do stand-up? Ever had a bad night? This design says "DYING is easy - COMEDY is hard", with a crime-scene body outline. |
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mumble mumble Don't know what you want to say? Or just don't want it overheard? Let this design speak for you--it just says "mumble mumble". |
Fat Genes Feel fat? Is your weight problem hereditary? Ask the world: "Do these genes make me look FAT?" Plain text. |
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Buns of Steel Do you work out? This design features the phrase "Buns of Steel" and a picture of a burger on a metallic roll. |
Freshly Baked You can almost smell the aroma of the Freshly Baked loaf of bread... or it might be a 420 reference--only you know for sure.... |
License to Stare Are you a photographer? This design features a drawing of a camera and the words "License to Stare". |
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Dead Television Have you killed your television yet? This design shows a tv with a broken screen and bent rabbit-ear antennae. No words. |
Gravity Is Not Your Friend If you're into sports where falling is a Bad Thing, this design is for you. Tumbling red text says "Gravity is not your friend". |
Rich White Trash If you've made good from humble origins, this design is for you. Says "Rich White Trash" in green. |
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Irises Inspired by Art Nouveau flowers, this is a stylized drawing of a stalk of two purple irises. No words. |
Dragon Attack Run Away! The dragon is attacking! This ia an image of a red dragon on the wing, breathing fire. No words on this one. |
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Flat Affect It's a gray day in a gray world. This non-smiley face has lowered eyelids, a flat-line mouth and a gray color, all expressing depression or flat affect. No words. |
have a day It's a gray day in a gray world. This non-smiley face has lowered eyelids, a flat-line mouth and a gray color, all expressing depression or flat affect. This one also says "have a day". |
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Disclaimer This is the car-ad disclaimer, placed at the bottom of the print area (like it is on the TV screen): "Optional features shown". Think about it.... |
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Support Our Troupes For those in the theater, this design features the comedy & tragedy masks, with the words "Support our Troupes". |
Pillage First Introductory training for Vikings: "Pillage first, then burn" Text is in a rune-like font, with a graphic of a Norse-style axe and a bonfire. |
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Smoke 'em Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. Shows a photograph of a whole pig being roasted over a slow fire, Tennessee-style. |
Drink Insist on your relative sobriety: "I'm not as drink as some thunkle peep I am", in sloppy block printing. |
So? If you're not sure what the point is, or why you should care about consequences, this design asks for you: "So?" |
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Cunning Plan "I have a Cunning Plan...." Fans of the show from which this line comes will recognize that the "plan always goes awry. Others may like it anyway. All text, in the Black Adder ITC font. |
Girl Thing Does your husband, boyfriend, brother or father just not understand you? Tell them why: "It's a girl thing..." |
Guy Thing Does your wife, girlfriend, sister or mother just not understand you? Tell them why: "It's a guy thing..." |
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Roll With It You pays your money and you takes your chances. Item says "Roll with it", with the image of a pair of red dice showing seven. |
Crapshoot You pays your money and you takes your chances. Item says "Life is a crapshoot", with the image of a pair of red dice showing seven. |
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Don't Try Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "Don't try this at home, kids" |
DO NOT ATTEMPT Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "DO NOT ATTEMPT" |
Trained Professionals Doing something dangerous & stupid? Just pretending to? Let people know not to imitate you with this design: "We are Trained Professionals" |
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Poor Impulse Control Warn those you meet that you're unpredictable. Design reads "Poor Impulse Control." |
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Want Fries? Want Fries with That? This item asks the question graphically, without words. Great for minimum wage slaves everywhere. |
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Charcoal Veggie Housewares This section contains drawings of food. We meant them primarily for tile products, but offer them on other items as well. |
Abstract Housewares These designs are abstract color studies. They were made for coasters, boxes and pillows. We've also put them on clocks, mouse pads, mugs and steins. |
