LobsterTEES -- FUNNY T-SHIRTS

LobsterTEES - Funny T-Shirts (Click here for ALL of our Funny T-Shirts)

I Love Sporks
The best 'funny t-shirt' on the web. For those who like to poke AND scoop, there is spork, we love the spork. Our most popular t-shirt! So share your love of funny hybrid eating utensils.

Retrad
RETARD! Well it's LIKE saying you're a retard, but it's spelled wrong! Because you're an idiot! This shirt is sure to impress all of your friends with all of it's majesty, retardedness, and funny t-shirt-ness.

Why are you eating my friends?
Remember when you were a creepy little child and you bit your animal crackers to death? Well this is their reaction! We believe that animal crackers should always be immortalized in funny t-shirts!

I suck at life
Quite possibly the best shirt for people who suck at life! When you have no friends, no job, and no funny t-shirts... you suck at life. So get these funny t-shirts and show how much you suck to everybody!

When I laugh too hard I poo!
Do you crap your pants when you watch Spongebob? Well so do we! It's ok to soil yourself as long as it's funny! In fact, we think these funny t-shirts are so funny that you'll poo your pants right now! Just don't poo on these funny t-shirts!

Super-Fly
Yeah... nobody says super fly anymore. Which is exactly why you should buy a shirt that says it! It's so stupid that it's funny! Who cares why it's funny! Our funny t-shirts SMELL GOOD! (If washed properly).

Whales are people too!
You know those crazy, dirty hippies that always tie die your pants with their own urine? This shirt make fun of them. Whales are stupid, and whales are certainly not people. So rather than saying "save the whales" we tried to be funny and stupid by saying "whales are people too!".

Sometimes I pee in the sink!
Sometimes you're too lazy to walk to the bathroom, sometimes you like to pee on your dirty dishes, and other people are just weird! But whatever it is, we here at LobsterTEES.com love to pee in our sinks! So buy these stupid, funny t-shirts and be proud of your sink-pissing!

Yes, I WOULD like fries with that!
Who WOULDN'T take fries with that? They taste so good! Now you can wear your funny t-shirts to fancy French restaurants and still get fries with that! Fries would also great with... lobster!

If you can read this, you're upside-down!
The text is upside-down!!! Which means the person reading it must be upside-down! This shirt is great for people that walk on their hands, or who are half bat! These funny t-shirts is sure to confuse your idiot friends... twice... maybe.

I can sprout massive wings from my butt and fly out of buildings like batman with a birth defect!
Uhmmm, we have no idea what these funny t-shirts mean, but we expect you to buy several of them, because they're awesome like that.

I put live puppies in the freezer
Sick, this is seriously messed up. If you have a sick, twisted mind, and think it's cool to make "puppy-pops", then you're JUST LIKE US! Be proud of your puppy freezing ways and buy thess funny t-shirts.

I am the supreme ruler of all that breathes
You're not just cool, you're not just awesome, you're not just 'Super Fly', you are the supreme ruler of all that breathes. Impress your friends with the mightiness of these awesome, funny t-shirts.

It's not how sharp it is... It's how hard you stab it into their neck
Got a big shiny spoon? Want to kill somebody? Don't worry! You can kill anything with a blunt object, as long as you stab it really hard into their neck. But you couldn't kill a lobster!

I stole this shirt from a hobo
We hope that this shirt is self explanatory. We are just plain, evil, mean people that love to steal from smelly homeless folk, and SO ARE YOU! So show off your awesome hobo-stealing with these funny t-shirts!

When you squeeze a blind kid they can see
Yeah, we're not sure if this is true or not... But it's hilarious! Best part is, you can't offend any blind kids, because they can't see your funny t-shirts! It's a win-win situation!

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