Stoked "I'm stoked, brah". A beautiful word made popular by surfers and beach bums everywhere. Get stoked wearing this awesome t-shirt. |
I Love Cougars T-Shirt Show everyone your love and appreciation for hot cougars with this I heart Cougars t-shirt. |
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Gung-Ho Gung-Ho is a phrase borrowed from Chinese mean enthusiastic. Show you are just that wearing this great t-shirt. Displayed ina retro brown color. Go Gung-Ho. |
Tap That Ass Tap That Ass. Maybe the donkey should be man's best friend. Come on and give that donkey a ride. Tap that Ass with these T-Shirts inspired by some of the great College Tshirt designs. |
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Rub my Wiener for Luck Rub My Wiener for Luck. If you wear it long enough, sooner or later you will meet someone down on their luck and will want to give that Wiener a rub. These Tshirts are sure to draw attention to you! |
I'm Going Commando I'm Going Commando. You aren't wearing underwear and you are proud of the fact. Who needs underwear anyway? Show your boldness in this greeat T. |
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Soul Train Soul Train. What do you get when you cross a locomotive, an afro, and sunglasses? You get a Soul Train. Hop on aboard the Soul Train with this great t-shirt design! |
Rock Me Like a Hurricane Rock Me Like a Hurricane. A great song by The Scorpians looks great on a T-Shirt. Unless you get caught in one. Then it mike make a good umbrella. |
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Cock Blocker Cock Blocker. You better close the deal fast becasue the cock blocker is about to step in and take your girl. |
A Day Without A Buzz A day without a buzz is a day that never wuzz. This shirt may give the impression that you are an alcoholic. But maybe that is what you are striving for. |
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Butte, Montana Butte, Montana. Montana has a big ol' Butte. Butte, Montana is located in the western part of the state. Shirt is faded for a cool vintage look. |
Dirty Old Man Magnet They hound you at the bar, the supermarket, at your job...They are dirty old men and they can't seem to get enough of you. You are a dirty old man magnet. |
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Jesus Raves Jesus Saves! He also raves? Get down and boogie with this funny t-shirt. Given a dusted wash for a great vintage look. Available in light red and bronze. |
The Show-Me State The Show-Me State. Missouri is the Show-Me State. Visit Party Cove in The Lake of the Ozarks and you will see many proud Missourians showing approval of the state slogan. |
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Fat Chicks Love Me Fat Chicks Love Me. Why is it that some guys just attract the fatties? No need to be ashamed. Be proud, throw on this t-shirt, and accept your fate. |
Apply Water Apply Water. These t-shirts are designed to be wet. Instruction are written on them so no one will be confused. Apply Water = Wet T-Shirt. |
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I mow your mom's lawn There are hundreds of "Your Mom" jokes out there. This is one of the funniest. "I mow your mom's lawn". Wearing this T is sure to start a "your mamma" joke-off. |
Silent But Deadly Ninjas are like farts. They can be silent but deadly. Wearing this funny t-shirt is sure to draw attention. Comes in two letter colors, white and black. |
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Cop Killer Cops eat donuts and donuts can kill. Cop killer. Get a few laughs with this t-shirt. Hopefully any police officers you run into will appreciate the joke. |
Tune in Tokyo Tokyo come in...Come in Tokyo. Show off your radio dials in this funny t-shirt. Designed in retro colors for a vintage look. |
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Legendary news man Ron Burgandy is a big deal. Will Ferrell delivered this line great in the movie Anchorman. "I'm Kind of a big Deal"! |
Wine em' Dine em' This great slogan is featured on the hat of Sea Bass in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Wine em' Dine em' 69 em'! |
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Got Your Tickets? To the Gun Show If they have their tickets, you might as well put on one hell of a show wearing this great T-Shirt. Get the guns cocked and ready because the Gun Show is about to begin. |
Camel Toe This camel doesn't get the joke and is more than happy to show off her Camel Toe. This design has been faded for a worn look. |
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Checkered Past The Black and White Checkered loafer ruled the fasion world in the 80s. It is now no longer a thing of the past as they are popping back up again. How did we ever think these were cool? |
I Speak Jive Show people that you can speak jive by wearing this great T. This simple design has been produced in a retro color. You know what they say "lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em". |
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Draggin' My Wagon The Old West was rough and wagon's needed draggin'. This tee has been given a thrift store wash for a cool broken in look. Head west young man (or woman) in this great T. |
I quit the band I quit the band, now I play with myself. Tired of playing with the band? Show everyone that you are just fine playing with yourself...er..uh..yeah. |
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Chimp'n Ain't Easy Pimp'n ain't easy! Well neither is Chimp'n. Show your support for Chimps all over the world with these T-Shirts inspired by some of the great College Tshirt designs. They love me for my Chimp Juice. |
Arrrre You Looking at Me? Pirates rule and so do pirate jokes. Just hang around at your favorite pub in this shirt and you will draw attention. You had better know some good pirate jokes in case some one asks. |
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Como Se Llama? Como Se Llama? What is your Llama...I mean name? Impress people with you ability to speak Spanish. Well I guess your shirt will do all the talking. Vintage, worn look. |
RIDE THAT DONK It is a well know fact that a favorite pastime of females everywhere is riding the donk. Sport this spiffy T Shirt and give that donk a ride. Donk Donk...Diggidy Donk. Vintage washed for cool look. |
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Mullet Love Rule! Mullets rule and so does love! This Tshirt expresses belief in both. Show off the Tennessee Waterfall. Business in front and party in the back. |
Take Me Home! This shirt says that you are what parents hope there children bring home. Or at least you can pretend to be for a night anyway. Vintage washed for retro look. |
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TOWN DRUNK Every town has one. Being the town drunk is a hard job, but somebody has to do it. Wear your label proudly. Brag that you spent some time in Mayberry's jail. |
She Only Want Me For My Chimp Juice A great Tshirt inspired by the Nelly song "Pimp Juice". This poor ape can't keep the ladies off of him. They want him for his chimp juice. Inspired by some of the great College T-Shirt designs. |
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Feel Safe! Sleep with a cop. Feel safe at night by having sex with a uniformed officer. Police men and women work hard to protect and they work even harder to SERVE. Feel Safe! Sleep with a cop. |
UCKFAY OUYAY UCKFAY OUYAY! Having a bad day? Wear this shirt to show it. Only those who speak pig latin will be offended. The rest of the world will think you can't spell worth a darn. |
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