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Alexandria, Virginia

If at first you don't succeed, launch an immediate investigation to find out who exactly is attempting to thwart you and then take the appropriate action by way of response (in conformance with all applicable local, regional, and national laws, of course!) --Brian Quass

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Welcome to the Little Shop of Har Hars, the novelty gift shop of Brian Quass -- also known as Quasar Nibs of indie music fame. All gifts are custom-designed by the Q-meister himself, who invites you to visit his online indie artist page at www.quasarnibs.com -- after you've made a purchase or two, you understand!

PHILOSOPHY: What would Socrates Do?

PHILOSOPHY: What would Socrates Do?
What would Socrates do? Well, first, I imagine that he would buy one of our custom-made bumper stickers.

Carbon Cap

Carbon Cap
Don't wait for the U.S. Congress to impose a carbon cap. Impose your own carbon cap today on your own environmentally friendly coconut!

Make Love, Not Jihad

Make Love, Not Jihad
Don't take justice into your own hands: take love into your own heart.

Shakespeare: Hamlet

Shakespeare: Hamlet
Oh, that this apparently too too subtle gift idea would move off the shelves! (Come on, folks: It's a mock-up of a Hamlet board game! You've got to know SOMEBODY who would love it!)

ANGER: Thinking of YOU!

ANGER: Thinking of YOU!
Bad boy! You're supposed to think NICE thoughts, boy! Oh, never mind, Fido. I get it now. This is a funny greeting card and there's actually a well-behaved German Shepherd inside. Yes, very funny, boy

MUSIC: No Pachelbel Zone

MUSIC: No Pachelbel Zone
Tired of Pachelbel's eternal Canon? Fight back with our non-canonical gift ideas.

ENVIRONMENT: I Brake for Honey Bees

ENVIRONMENT: I Brake for Honey Bees
Fight Colony Collapse disorder by supporting your local honey bees

ENVIRONMENT: Nature abhors a vacuum

ENVIRONMENT: Nature abhors a vacuum
At last, there's photographic proof of what scientists have long suspected: nature does, indeed, abhor a vacuum.

ENVIRONMENT: Stop Mountaintop Mining

ENVIRONMENT: Stop Mountaintop Mining
Don't let the coal companies make any more mole hills out of mountains.

LAW ENFORCEMENT: No Fly Zone (for law enforcement

LAW ENFORCEMENT: No Fly Zone (for law enforcement
Using drones for U.S. law enforcement? It doesn't fly with me. If you feel the same, check out these protest gifts to tell the world how you feel.

NEW AGE: Reincarnation is for Has-Beens

NEW AGE: Reincarnation is for Has-Beens
Reincarnation, huh? Been there, done that. (Go on, purchase. In your past life, these gifts would have been TWICE as expensive!)

NEWS: Hugging and Kissing Together on the Eights

NEWS: Hugging and Kissing Together on the Eights
Attention Newshounds: In the process of keeping up-to-date, don't forget about your love life! This wall clock can serve as a timely reminder of the truly important things in life.
NOVELTY: No Raised Eyebrow Zone
Tired of getting them a gift that they already have? Your worries are over with our complete line of 'no raised eyebrow zone' gift ideas.

WEBMASTERS: Job the Webmaster

WEBMASTERS: Job the Webmaster
Nobody knows the trouble you've seen? Then show them all about it with our complete line of Job the Webmaster gift ideas!

ANIMALS: Doodads for Doolittles

ANIMALS: Doodads for Doolittles
Old MacDonald had a farm, but then he realized that the big money was in running an online gift shop full of funny animal-related gifts: with a Web sale here and a Web sale there...

INTERNET: Widgets for Webmasters

INTERNET: Widgets for Webmasters
Looking for the perfect gift for that special webmaster. Try these gifts designed BY a webmaster, FOR a webmaster.

MISCELLANEOUS: Whats-its for Whos-its

MISCELLANEOUS: Whats-its for Whos-its
In the words of the originally proposed title for the 1980s Cyndi Lauper hit: "Significant Others Just Wanna Have Fun!"

PHILOSOPHY: Bits and bobs for Brainiacs

PHILOSOPHY: Bits and bobs for Brainiacs
The unexamined life is not worth living -- especially if your friends don't buy you cool doodads like these for your birthday and stuff
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
$4.49
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
$32.99
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
Break Up Google Bumper Sticker
$106.99


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