From the naughty to the cutesy, this section features dozens of sexy lesbian sayings. Looking for a way to flirt? Or just to be proud of your sexuality? Check them out!
Let Go Of My EarsLet go of my ears, I know what I'm doing! Upside down and on the back, for reading when you're on your knees! |
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Cunning LinguistIf you're a cunning linguist, you'll love this design! Radical lesbian feminist in hand-written print in background |
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Liquor in the Frontand poker in the rear. Say it outloud for the joke, just like Shane and the gang! |
Pussy OfficerMa'am yes Ma'am! The official LesbianFunWorld Pussy Officer badge is just the thing you need. This badge apparel says Pussy Officer on top, prepare to be handcuffed on the bottom. |
I (Heart) BoobsSilly, sexy, funny. If that's you, and if you heart boobs, then this t-shirt is for you! |
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Bite Me! Please!It isn't begging unless she wants you to beg. Then, get down on your knees girl! |
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PiercedThese stylized pierced nipples (both double and single) are done up in blue, with the word Pierced. Check 'em out! |
Pussy InspectorFor card-carrying Pussy Inspectors only! This badge apparel is great for the Lesbian life! Pussy Inspector on top, Gold Star Service on bottom. |
Slippery When WetFun, funny, you`ll wow the women with this sexy sassy little saying. |
Been There Done HerA funny, sexy t-shirt that let's the world know you've been there, done her... and got the t-shirt to prove it! |
Can't Say the WordFunny! Some women can't say the word lesbian... even if their mouths are full of one. |
Pussy PoliceAre you a member of the Pussy Police? Show it off by wearing this badge apparel! Pussy Police on top, Spread 'Em on the bottom. |
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Lesbian InspectorAre you an official Lesbian Inspector? Prove it by wearing this badge apparel! Lesbian Inspector on top, orgasm guaranteed on the bottom! |
Poker In The Frontand liquor in the rear! Because almost no one has the guts to wear this t-shirt! |
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At The YThe place all lesbians love to eat! |
This End Up (back)Same funny message, different location! This End Up appears only on the back of these tees! |
Rude Crude & TattooedAre you sometimes called rude or crude just because you have an opinion? Singled out because of your ink? This design is for you! |
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Sex ToysHow can you combine shopping humor with sex toy humor? With this t-shirt! |
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Tongue WagglerTongue waggling is a old phrase for gossiping... if you need to explain it to anyone! |
Have Tongue, Will TravelFor the sexy, sassy Lesbian! Offer yourself to all the hot babes with this fun Have Tongue, Will Travel rainbow apparel |
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Been There Done HerGetting alot? Want the world to know? Been there, Done Her, Got the T-shirt! Now, get this t-shirt! |
Like My ShirtLike my shirt? Try talking me out of it! Funny lesbian humor will get you smiles and winks... and maybe a few offers! |
You Say CuntYou Say Cunt Like It's A Bad Thing. A bold and brash statement if ever there was one! In vintage, distressed style. |
Lick MeLick me... lick me now! You go girl! |
You'll DoHumorous design makes fun of self-help gurus, and is still flirty. You'll be funny and sexy at the same time! |
Feed MeIf it's on your mind, you might as well let the world know! Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians! |
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Champion Conch EaterYum yum! This distressed, vintage look is meant for the true champion conch eater! |
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Purple Lips Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $19.99 |
Passion of Trees Large Poster $23.99 |