Humor, Sarcasm and Wit : Lesbian Fun World

Lesbian Fun World : Humor, Sarcasm and Wit

From one-liner jokes to quips, satire to sarcasm, these humorous t-shirts, coffee cups and mousepads (and more!) are perfect to show off your sense of dyke humor. The family tree dies here, circles are good, I don't even look straight, and so many more funny designs. If you've got a lesbian sense of humor, you'll love these designs!

Bitchy and Unstable
Give them all fair warning that being bitchy and unstable is just part of your mystique!

I Am the Skeleton
... in your girlfriend's closet!

Fab U Lous!
You are fabulous my darling, absolutely fabulous!

Within 5 Years
Within 5 years queers will take over the world and I will be their queen!

Militia
Funny funny! Military and music humor together!

More Than a Mouthful is a Waste
A common retort for all the small-breasted women out there!

3 Beers
This politically incorrect little saying just might get you in a world of trouble! Or pleasure!

I Feel a Sin Coming On
That's right, a sin (not a song) is coming on strong!

So Many Women
Tried and true humor: so many women, so little time!

Big Fat Hairy Lesbian
A fun, distressed, funky t-shirt lets everyone know who you are. Up to size 4XL!!

Butch Femme Whatever

Tongue in Cheek
For lesbian comediennes, wannabes and those who love 'em!

Lick My Tats

Women are like Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and keep you up all night long!

This might sound crazy
but I don't give a shit!

Girls Together
Are you in a long-term committed relationship? AND still having sex?! Then this is totally the tee for you! Girls who play together, stay together!

Old Fat & Happy
Sure you're old. Sure you're fat. And damn sure you're happy!

The Family Tree Dies Here
We've all heard how disappointed the parents are that you won't have kids, now that you're a lesbian. Prove it with this witty saying! The family tree dies here!

Mommy...
I want to grow up to be a dyke, just like you!

Lesbians and Whales
Another silly joke, but dang it's funny!

Nothing is Frightening
The brilliant Gertrude Stein's words are as true now as they were then.

What Would Lesbian Jesus Do
Truly in-yer-face, but then again, WWLJD?

How Many Lesbians
Yeah, sure it's an old joke, but it's still funny!

Call In Queer
If lesbianism is a disease, let's all call in queer to work!

Does This Shirt...
Honey, it ain't the shirt that makes you look gay!

Practising Lesbian
Are you a practising Lesbian looking for a study partner? This funny t-shirt is for you!

Cleverly Disguised
Perfect for the femme, or the straight looking lesbian who wants everyone to know she's a lesbian!

At First I Thought
At first I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.

3 Kids
There are 3 kids in my family... one of each sex. A throwback joke to lesbians and gays being "the third sex"

Comfortable Shoes - Lesbian Joke
The joke is, how can you tell which woman is a lesbian? She's the one wearing comfortable shoes!

I'm Not a Lesbian
Okay, who am I kidding? Hell yes! I'm a lesbian! Lesbian positive with a smile. NEW!

Wooly Lesbian
If your hair makes people think you might be a wooly mammoth, then this design is for you!

Lesbolicious

imru? (I am, are you?)
Funny yet inquisitive! imru? (I am, are you?) will get you more than a few nods and winks from lesbians in the know!

im12 (I Am One Too)
IM12 (I am one too). A coded, funny, simple way to let everyone who is in the know, know you are a lesbian. You know?