Welcome to Shameful Weakness Tees!

Here you'll find all of my latest designs on all sorts of shirts, hats, etc. Some have been posted online before and others are arriving here for the first time. Be the first person to wear one of my designs! Heck, be the first person and then refer the second! Not finding the right design on the right product? Feel free to contact me.

Just For Kids Many of our designs displayed on children/baby items	Club BabySeal The coldest club in town	Sarc For all you sarcy folks out there
Hot Yoga Sometimes you need to relax and feel the burn...	Machete Porcupine Just when you thought you had to be scared of the spikes...	I Heart Heart Cloning Because one heart just won't cut it anymore.
I use the bumpers For anyone that needs the bumpers when bowling	Kick The Habit Vows of silence. Vows of Chastity. Time to let out the aggression.	scooter for cooter
Semaphore Disco Communicate through the art of 70s dance!	Meat People Meat. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. yum.	My Sherpa Someone needs to carry the gear
Siamese Cats a REAL Siamese cat	Sass-O-Meter Sometimes need to understand that they are being dangerously sassy.	Stem Cells They can change the world. They can be ANYTHING.
The Safest Raindrop If you fell from that far, you'd want one too.	Drone Because not all of us can be queen of the hive	No Doy Bring back "No Doy"!
Oddest Mojo Oddest Mojo	Frustratium The main element in science	Inspector #8 Perhaps you've found my stickers in your shirts?
Hula Hoop and Halo mystical, ethereal, and darn good Hula Hoopers	Responsible Foods Use Condiments A stern comment on today's society.	Abranana Lincoln A president, a statesman, a yellowed fruit.
Sick People Ruin My High You're having a good day and then someone coughs. What the heck!?	Kiss me, I'm chosen For anyone Jewrish or Iwish	Roundy He's going places
Chopstically Challenged Sometimes it takes a fork.	Sudoku Sucks forget brain teasers	Dark Bird The Dark Bird is always making eye contact with your soul.
Peanut Butter Spreads Love Just when you thought Jelly was out of town...	Vote For Pedroia Vote for Pedroia	There Goes The Tub It had feet this whole time and nobody thought this would happen?!
Blue! He's Blue!	J'Accuse Someone on the iceberg is lying!	Green Guy Nobody knew where he came from. But he was green and carried a grudge.
Pi Eating Edible numerical symbols are so hot right now.	Farm Fresh Heck, who doesn't enjoy fresh milk?	Block Bunny For all the Block Island Bunnies
Hold Me We hold each other up and no one holds us back. [Inspirational, right?]	Ghosted Be not afraid.	Heating Disorder Take charge of your menopause!
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