CLICK ON A DESIGN BELOW TO SEE IT ON MULTIPLE PRODUCTS! THESE DESIGNS MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR LAWYERS, LAW STUDENTS, LAW PROFESSORS, A LAWYER'S KIDS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS LEGALLY INCLINED! Scroll down to see them all.


"What well-dressed, wiseass associates are wearing." -- New York Lawyer, 4/27/07

"The perfect gift for the disillusioned associate in your life." -- ALM Research Online, 5/11/07

Lots of gifts for kids and toddlers! Click here to see our designs for kids and toddlers. "Attorney Work Product" onesies and lots more! Click on a design to see other color options!	GFY Shirts and Mugs Here you can get your GFY mugs, GFY t-shirts, and GFY hats!! If you don't know what it means, then GFY. Also check out our WTF? and STFU mugs and t-shirts.	BORN TO BILL Any lawyer or paralegal will appreciate the significance of Born to Bill! Biglaw associates and partners also love this one! Check out this design on t-shirts, mugs, buttons, and more!	FUNGIBLE BILLING UNIT Okay biglaw partners, here is a nice design for your minions. Biglaw associates and paralegals, get yourself a t-shirt or mug and represent.
MAKE LOVE, NOT PARTNER Biglaw associates, you have a choice to make.	Show me your TORTS. Show me your torts!	MAKE LOVE, NOT LAW REVIEW Yes law students, you have to choose one or the other.	I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT Great for law students, pre-law, future lawyers, or someone who's headed to law school!
FUTURE FORMER LAWYER 2 out of 5 lawyers plan to leave the profession during the next five years. Very few actually will do it. Are you a future former lawyer??	BIGLAW BOUND For law students and pre-law students who know where they're headed. Biglaw bound.	BIGLAW TOOL Buy a mug for the tool in the office next to you.	dicta schmicta Dicta: a judge's remark or observation on some point of law which is not essential to the case in question, hence not binding as a legal precedent. Whatever.
STFU and GFY! What do these abbreviations mean...? LMAO, WTF?, STFU, GFY, etc. Back by popular demand!!	biglaw	FERTILE OCTOGENARIAN Remember the rule against perpetuities?	EGGSHELL PLAINTIFF You take the victim as you find him (or her).
TALK TO MY ATTORNEY	TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! Enough of your yappin', you can tell it to the judge!	GRINDER	Minder, Finder, Grinder...
FUTURE LAWYER Great design for pre-law, law students, a lawyer's kids, etc.!	Your pace or mine?	TRIATHLON GEAR We added a triathlon section here, including some really cool quote plaques. Check it out.