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» PRIDE What you feel when you've worked hard...
» Want good karma? Do something good today
» Integrity. Doing the right thing even when no one
» Everything we do influences our karma...
» The cost of earning someone's respect...
» Do good things, good things happen
» No one can do everything, but everyone can do...
» What we obtain too easily, we value too lightly
» Count each day as a gift
» Find joy in your journey
» It is better to take many small steps...
» There are 7 days in each week, 'Someday' isn't one
» Inside every older person is a younger person...
» Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer...
» The older I get, the older old is
» My wife and I divorced over religious differences.
» My husband and I divorced over religious...
» Making a marriage work...California
» Just add coffee. Then watch me become human.
» Mornings give daytime a bad name
» On the first day, God made coffee...and the rest w
» Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!
» Consciousness. That annoying time between naps
» I'm having amnesia and deja vu.
» A fact of life: WTF!
» Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.
» Tomorrow, I'm going to stop procrastinating
» Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one...
» Chocolate fixes everything
» A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
» On the first day, God created chocolate...
» The opposite sex confuses me. Chocolate...
» One woman, two doctorate degrees
» One man, two doctorate degrees
» I work hard so millions on welfare don't have to
» I'm not bald, I'm a solar-panelled sex machine!
» I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch...
» Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind...
» I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa...
» I'm a WRECKless driver and proud of it!
» Real women drive stick shifts
» Real men drive stick shifts
» Is killing someone...texting while driving?
» Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
» Make it idiot proof and someone will invent...
» I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not
» Aging baby boomer
» Pants up, don't loot!
» When someone you treasure becomes a memory...
» Suicide sucks...for those left behind
» Suicide: A life sentence of grief for those...
» Suicide hurts those left behind
» Having a smoking section in a restaurant...
» Having a smoking section in a casino...
» Smokers stink
» Smoking is a choice. Breathing isn't.
» If you must smoke, please don't exhale
» My reality check bounced
» I'm with genius


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Welcome to the Laugh, Laugh, Laugh! shop. We focus on uplifting and humorous slogans, but we also have some not-so-funny slogans (suicide, grief, anti-smoking). They're available on shirts, bumper stickers, coffee mugs, and more.

PRIDE What you feel when you've worked hard...

PRIDE What you feel when you've worked hard...
This uplifting slogan reminds us that feeling proud is a result of working hard and accomplishing things in life. It says: PRIDE What you feel when you've worked hard to achieve something

Want good karma? Do something good today

Want good karma? Do something good today
As a big fan of 'My Name Is Earl' I love seeing one of my favorite mottoes at the end of each show: Want good karma? Do something good today.

Integrity. Doing the right thing even when no one

Integrity. Doing the right thing even when no one
The thoughtful slogan on this merchandise encourages people to do the right thing, even when there's no pay-off. Its message says: Integrity. Doing the right thing even when no one is watching

Everything we do influences our karma...

Everything we do influences our karma...
Give people some food for thought about their day-to-day behavior with this karma-related merchandise. It carries a powerful message: Everything we do influences our karma and our future.

The cost of earning someone's respect...

The cost of earning someone's respect...
Let this uplifting slogan remind people how important their reputations are: The cost of earning someone's respect is a lot less than the price you'll pay for losing it

Do good things, good things happen

Do good things, good things happen
Karma is all about getting back in kind what you do for others. If you're interested in increasing your good karma, keep this design's message in mind: Do good things, good things happen.

No one can do everything, but everyone can do...

No one can do everything, but everyone can do...
Sometimes it's overwhelming seeing all the problems in the world, and wanting to help. Let this uplifting slogan serve as a reminder that: No one can do everything, but everyone can do something

What we obtain too easily, we value too lightly

What we obtain too easily, we value too lightly
This slogan reminds us to stay grounded, and not take for granted things we obtain, especially if they came with little effort on our parts: What we obtain too easily, we value too lightly

Count each day as a gift

Count each day as a gift
Remind people to take time to smell the roses. The uplifting slogan on this merchandise says: Count each day as a gift. You never know when the wrapping paper is going to run out.

Find joy in your journey

Find joy in your journey
The uplifting message on this merchandise can encourage others to find joy along the way as they walk through life. Its message is simple but poignant: Find joy in your journey

It is better to take many small steps...

It is better to take many small steps...
Think baby steps aren't meaningful? Sure they are. The uplifting, encouraging slogan on this merchandise says: It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than none at all

There are 7 days in each week, 'Someday' isn't one

There are 7 days in each week, 'Someday' isn't one
Encourage people to make the most of the time they're given. The uplifting slogan on this merchandise says: There are seven days in each week and 'Someday' isn't one of them

Inside every older person is a younger person...

Inside every older person is a younger person...
If you're feeling a little bewildered at how you ended up at your current age, let this humorous slogan express your thoughts: Inside every older person is a younger person...wondering WHAT happened

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer...

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer...
Prompt a few chuckles with this humorous slogan about aging. Its analogy to a roll of toilet paper is spot on: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

The older I get, the older old is

The older I get, the older old is
Feeling a little on the ancient side? But have you noticed that what you used to consider 'old' doesn't seem that old any more? This humorous slogan about aging says: The older I get, the older old is

My wife and I divorced over religious differences.

My wife and I divorced over religious differences.
Want to let people know why you're divorced from your loser wife? This humorous slogan can do that. It says: My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, but I didn't!

My husband and I divorced over religious...

My husband and I divorced over religious...
Let this humorous merchandise explain why you're divorced from your idiot husband. Its slogan says: My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, but I didn't!

Making a marriage work...California

Making a marriage work...California
The humorous marriage slogan on this merchandise will probably get a few chuckles. Its message: Making a marriage work is a lot like living in California. If you find a fault, don't dwell on it!

Just add coffee. Then watch me become human.

Just add coffee. Then watch me become human.
Can't get going in the morning without your fix of caffeine? Coffee lover? Not too friendly in the morning before your first cup? This humorous design says: Just add coffee. Then watch me become human

Mornings give daytime a bad name

Mornings give daytime a bad name
Are you a night owl? Dread the thought of getting up early? If you're as anti-morning as I am, you'll appreciate the humorous slogan on this merchandise. It says: Mornings give daytime a bad name

On the first day, God made coffee...and the rest w

On the first day, God made coffee...and the rest w
If you're really into coffee, and/or if your day just can't get started without it, let this express your feelings: On the first day, God made coffee...and the rest was easy.

Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!

Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!
Do you have trouble getting your day started until you've had coffee? This humorous pro-coffee merchandise features the slogan: Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!

Consciousness. That annoying time between naps

Consciousness. That annoying time between naps
If you're big on napping and not so big on other stuff, have some fun with this humorous merchandise. The pro-napping slogan says: Consciousness. That annoying time between naps

I'm having amnesia and deja vu.

I'm having amnesia and deja vu.
Having a sense of humor is a wonderful thing. Especially as we get older! Have some fun with this humorous merchandise: I'm having amnesia and deja vu. I think I've forgotten this before.

A fact of life: WTF!

A fact of life: WTF!
This humorous merchandise points out that every week contains a WTF moment. Have fun with it!: A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.

Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.
This humorous and uplifting merchandise can impact strangers in a wonderful way. Encourage them to smile! Its slogan says: Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.

Tomorrow, I'm going to stop procrastinating

Tomorrow, I'm going to stop procrastinating
If you're [in]famous for putting things off to the last possible moment, let this humorous merchandise express your motto: Tomorrow I'm going to stop procrastinating

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one...

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one...
If you're as opinionated as, *cough*, some of us are, you might want to express your feelings with this design: Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, but nobody wants to see the other guy's.

Chocolate fixes everything

Chocolate fixes everything
Having a bad day? In a bad mood? Down about something? Grab some chocolate! If you're a chocoholic you'll probably relate to this humorous merchandise. Its slogan says: Chocolate fixes everything

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
Calling all chocoholics! Is this your idea of a balanced diet: Chocolate in both hands? If so, you're a true chocolate lover! Let people know what your idea of a balanced diet is!

On the first day, God created chocolate...

On the first day, God created chocolate...
True chocoholics can relate to the humorous slogan on this merchandise. Once chocolate was invented, everything else fell into place: On the first day, God created chocolate...and the rest was easy

The opposite sex confuses me. Chocolate...

The opposite sex confuses me. Chocolate...
Do you have trouble making sense of the opposite sex? But you're perfectly fine when it comes to chocolate? This humorous slogan says: The opposite sex confuses me. Chocolate I understand.

One woman, two doctorate degrees

One woman, two doctorate degrees
You should be proud of your academic accomplishments if you're among those with two doctorate degrees. The slogan on this pro-women, pro-education merchandise says: One woman, two doctorate degrees

One man, two doctorate degrees

One man, two doctorate degrees
You're probably quite proud of having achieved two doctorate degrees. You can express your pride with this pro-education merchandise; its slogan says: One man, two doctorate degrees

I work hard so millions on welfare don't have to

I work hard so millions on welfare don't have to
Tired of working your ass off to support lazy, entitled bums who live on public assistance? The anti-welfare slogan on this merchandise says: I work hard so millions on welfare don't have to

I'm not bald, I'm a solar-panelled sex machine!

I'm not bald, I'm a solar-panelled sex machine!
Just because you're bald--or a loved one is--doesn't mean you're dead downstairs! Let folks know that you're not bald, you're a solar-panelled sex machine.

I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch...

I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch...
Have some fun with a little pre-menstrual syndrome humor--and give others a fair warning! The slogan on this merchandise says: I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch who knows everything.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind...
Have a little fun with this humorous merchandise. Its slogan may be just right for you if you're a little, well, scatterbrained these days!: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa...

I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa...
Okay, okay, we're not knocking religion with this...we're just having a little fun: I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa the whole time

I'm a WRECKless driver and proud of it!

I'm a WRECKless driver and proud of it!
If you're proud of your clean driving record why not let this play on words tell others about it? The safe driving slogan on this merchandise says: I'm a WRECKless driver and proud of it!

Real women drive stick shifts

Real women drive stick shifts
This pro-manual transmission, anti-automatic transmission merchandise announces your love of REAL driving. Many products to choose from. Its message is clear: Real women drive stick shifts.

Real men drive stick shifts

Real men drive stick shifts
Let our pro-manual transmission, anti-automatic transmission merchandise speak for your love of REAL driving. It's available on many products and its slogan says: Real men drive stick shifts.

Is killing someone...texting while driving?

Is killing someone...texting while driving?
Is killing someone, perhaps yourself, REALLY worth texting while driving? Encourage safe driving with this anti-texting while driving merchandise, which drives home its possible dangerous consequences

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
This humorous merchandise is perfect for straight men and gay women. Basically, anyone who fantasizes about being devoured, sexually, by females: Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

Make it idiot proof and someone will invent...

Make it idiot proof and someone will invent...
This humorous slogan applies in many situations, including programming & system administration. Have fun with this lighthearted merchandise: Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not
This humorous slogan is sure to provoke some knowing glances from others who can't make up their minds, either: I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Aging baby boomer

Aging baby boomer
If you're a baby boomer you're part of a very special segment of the population. And that segment is getting older by the day! Show your sense of humor with this merchandise: Aging baby boomer

Pants up, don't loot!

Pants up, don't loot!
How about a humorous counter to the 'hands up, don't shoot' mantra? This is geared toward a certain segment of the population whose baggy pants hint at their thug mentality: Pants up, don't loot!

When someone you treasure becomes a memory...

When someone you treasure becomes a memory...
This poignant slogan with a subtle rainbow and teardrops in the background can express your feelings about a loved one: When someone you treasure becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure

Suicide sucks...for those left behind

Suicide sucks...for those left behind
This anti-suicide slogan expresses what the aftermath of suicide is like for its survivors. The message on this merchandise makes it clear that: Suicide sucks...for those left behind

Suicide: A life sentence of grief for those...

Suicide: A life sentence of grief for those...
Those of us who've lost loved ones to suicide know that we're left with grief that lasts forever. The anti-suicide slogan on this merchandise: Suicide: A life sentence of grief for those left behind

Suicide hurts those left behind

Suicide hurts those left behind
If only suicidal people would think ahead to what their loved ones will have to cope with once they're gone. Maybe it would change their minds. This anti-suicide slogan:Suicide hurts those left behind

Having a smoking section in a restaurant...

Having a smoking section in a restaurant...
Splitting a space into smoking- and non-smoking sections accomplishes nothing. Say so with this anti-smoking slogan: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool!

Having a smoking section in a casino...

Having a smoking section in a casino...
It's ludicrous to think separating smoking- and non-smoking sections really accomplishes anything. Say so with this: Having a smoking section in a casino is like having a peeing section in a pool!

Smokers stink

Smokers stink
It's bad enough that smokers don't care they're ruining their health, but they SMELL BAD, too! The anti-smoking slogan on this merchandise expresses disgust at the stench with two words: Smokers stink

Smoking is a choice. Breathing isn't.

Smoking is a choice. Breathing isn't.
The anti-smoking slogan on this merchandise states the facts, and then makes a reasonable request. Its message: Smoking is a choice. Breathing isn't. Please keep your toxic fumes to yourself.

If you must smoke, please don't exhale

If you must smoke, please don't exhale
If you're unfortunate enough to be around smokers, let them know you don't want to breathe their toxic fumes. The anti-smoking slogan on this merchandise says: If you must smoke, please don't exhale

My reality check bounced

My reality check bounced
This humorous merchandise sports a clever take on the 'reality check' concept: My reality check bounced.

I'm with genius

I'm with genius
Have a little harmless fun with this humorous merchandise. Its arrow points up to the person wearing or using it, and its slogan says: I'm with genius. Sure to get some laughs!


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