Lag Kills T-Shirts and Stuff : Slogans and Sayings

Buy t-shirts and gifts featuring humorous slogans and wacky sayings. Some are familiar pop culture catch phrases and gamer or chat slang. Some are original to our particularly bent way of thinking. Most are text sayings, some have graphical elements. All are funny.

Buy funny sayings and slogans t-shirts and hoodies, mugs and tile coasters, bags and totes, caps and hats, buttons and magnets, dog t-shirts, kids shirts and baby gear, and more uniquely amusing and silly gifts.

Chillax Chill...relax...chillax	Performance Enhanced Performance enhanced - and just how do you do it?	Virtual Life - It's Worth Living Don't let them tell you to get a life - your virtual life is well worth living
I'm afk You're not being rude! You're just afk...or so you say. Don't you wish that would work in real life?	I Have Left the Building Your ardent fans will want to know - you have left the building	I Burped Share the moment, that's what friends are for
Oh Noes!! Rueful expression of dismay when one 'No' just doesn't do the trick	Flowin' with the Go What happens when you're caught in the zone or have achieved nirvana	Not Stoopid, Just Shallow There is a world of difference between stupid and shallow
Because I Can! No other reason required	Talk to the Hand Sometimes I talk to my own hand. Sad, isn't it?	Because I Said So Because I said so, that's why
Oopsies! My bad	Not Gonna Happen No way, no how, not now, not never	Not In This Lifetime Dash their hopes for all time
Not in Your Wildest Dreams Dash their hopes and diss them, too