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Who Gets It: Men, women, teens, pregnant people (those would be women, mostly), kids, babies, unaffiliated geeks and gamers, dogs (and very large cats), caffeine junkies, beer drinkers, people who lug comps around, WoW players...hmmmm...and everyone else. Yes.

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From the Team: "If you put off until tomorrow what you should do today then when tomorrow comes you can always look forward to getting something done the day after and maybe go fishing."

Definitive Lag:

lag n. 1. comparative slowness

lag n. 2. one that is last

lag n. 3. the space of time between related events or phenomena

lag v. 1. to stay or fall behind

lag v. 2. to move, function or develop with comparative slowness

lag v. 3. to become retarded in attaining maximum value

Lag Kills T-Shirts and Stuff : Lag Kills

Lag - that hideous moment when the deer is frozen in the headlights of a car.

Lag - that hideous moment between the question and the answer.

Lag - that hideous moment when your life, your future, your ambitions spin on the edge of the knife.

Sometimes buying time with a candy bar just doesn't hack it. The moment passes, and you lose.

For centuries, those who couldn't keep up, lagged behind. In modern geekspeak, lag is a synonym for latency - the time it takes for your computer to catch up to your commands. From the word latent - meaning hidden, dormant, laying in wait.

Don't let lag kill you - stay on your game, be quick, be vigilant, be ready. Buy these t-shirts and other things to remind you. Constantly.

Geez, just thinking about all this gives me the willies. Maybe we should all just kick back and chill out. I mean, so what if we're roadkill on the highway of life. Hmmm...time for a nap. Yes, a little power nap. That'll set me up.

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No Bad Words: We don't use bad words on our designs or in our writing. We don't think they're funny. We think the words used instead of bad words are much funnier. So we use words like: sheesh, yikes!, golly, gosh darn, holy moly!, and whatever other silly words come to mind.