What You Get:
T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, ringers, baseball jerseys, boxers, coffee mugs, beer steins, pillows (for throwing), art
tiles, treasure boxes (for keeping stuff in), dog t-shirts, messenger bags, totes, caps and hats, mini buttons, and who knows what all.
Who Gets It:
Men, women, teens, pregnant people (those would be women, mostly), kids, babies, unaffiliated geeks and gamers,
dogs (and very large cats), caffeine junkies, beer drinkers, people who lug comps around, WoW players...hmmmm...and everyone else. Yes.
Our Creative Team
From the Team: "If you put off until tomorrow what you should do today then when tomorrow comes you can always look forward to getting something done the day after and maybe go fishing."
Definitive Lag:
lag n. 1. comparative slowness
lag n. 2. one that is last
lag n. 3. the space of time between related events or phenomena
lag v. 1. to stay or fall behind
lag v. 2. to move, function or develop with comparative slowness
lag v. 3. to become retarded in attaining maximum value
Gaming is better than real life. As a gamer, you create your own fantasy self. In that world you are an adventurer or a warrior, a space traveler or a wielder of powerful magic. You are valued by your friends, and feared by your enemies. Isn't it great!?
Every gamer has a little geek in them - just as every geek can't resist trying to beat a game. Share your joy in the general wonkiness of interweb life with LagKills' humorous and unique gamer and geek designs.
Buy t-shirts and hoodies, mugs and steins, mousepads and messenger bags, kids and baby geek and gamer gear, geekish home decor and gifts, buttons and magnets, and more fun and funny stuff for gamers and geeks.
A Leaf on the Wind Our tribute to pilot Hoban "Wash" Washburn of the good ship Serenity
Can of Whoop Ass /macro /target /open can o' whoop ass - that's the way to bring mobs down fast
Hic Feeling Tipsy That dwarven stout will get you every time. Buy a *hic* gamer t-shirt for those crazy RP drinking parties
Lag Kills Turtle and Rabbit Run, Turtle, Run - Lag Kills! The Aesop fable of the turtle and the hare just doesn't hold true in online gaming or real life
Woot! Woot! You did it! Celebrate your online gaming victories with our Double O Woot t-shirts and stuff
I'm afk You're not being rude! You're just afk...or so you say. Don't you wish that would work in real life?
Totally Hawt Geek Girl Geek chic to the rescue! You're hot, hawt, haut in our geek couture t-shirts
Lag Sucks! Dead again? DC'd at the boss? Can't /wave till they've flown away? Lag Sucks!
lol (laughing out loud) Express your delight with the world with our bright and cheery "lol" t-shirts, coffee mugs, and other stuff for geeks, gamers, texters.
kik Be a superkool geek chic kik chik - what's not to love about this?
bio brb When you gotta go, you gotta go! Buy funny bio brb t-shirts and other stuff featuring our LagKills.com gaming Turtle.
No Bad Words: We don't use bad words on our designs or in our writing. We don't think they're funny.
We think the words used instead of bad words are much funnier. So we use words like:
sheesh, yikes!, golly, gosh darn, holy moly!, and whatever other silly words come to mind.
