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Vancouver, BC, Canada

"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

- Homer Simpson


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Again, look at all them funny shirts.

Burrows

Burrows
He's broken out in a major way. Now show your love for No. 14 with this great shirt.

Captain Canuck

Captain Canuck
Trevor Linden, arguably the greatest Canuck ever.

Bieksa! It's Bieksa.

Bieksa! It's Bieksa.
Vancouver Canucks blueliner Kevin Bieksa has a surname that routinely kills opposing play-by-play men.

Nash

Nash
Currently the best thing going on Columbus - number 61 in your lucky number program, Rick Nash.

Super Mario

Super Mario
Mario Lemieux. Yeah, he was pretty good.

Coffey Is For Closers

Coffey Is For Closers
If Paul Coffey starred in Glengarry Glen Ross, he'd only be available to closers.

Seabass

Seabass
Cam Neely: Idolized in Beantown, immortalized in Dumb & Dumber...

The Rocket

The Rocket
Maurice Richard, celebrated goalscorer and catalyst for the "Richard Riot" of March 13, 1955.

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder
Steve Yzerman, legendary Red Wings captain and integral member of Team Canada in 2002.

Sid the Kid

Sid the Kid
Sidney Crosby is ready to take over the NHL. So you might as well jump on board now.

Foppa

Foppa
Peter Forsberg, exclusive member of the Triple Gold Club (Olympic Gold, WC Gold, Stanley Cup).

Russian Rocket

Russian Rocket
Pavel Bure, aka "the Russian Rocket." The greatest Vancouver Canuck of all time.

Burnaby Joe

Burnaby Joe
Joe Sakic has tormented the Canucks for most of his career. But we can't hold it against him.

Golden Jet

Golden Jet
Bobby Hull was the Golden Jet, his son the Golden Brett.

May Day! May Day!

May Day! May Day!
1993, Adams Division semifinal. Brad May scores the series-clinching goal, prompting legendary Buffalo Sabres broadcaster Rick Jeanneret to make his famous "May Day!" call.

Looooo-urns

Looooo-urns
The Simpsons and Roberto Luongo...together at last.


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