KurtenTees

Browse Products



Browse Designs


Shopkeeper Bio


Orland Kurtenblog
Vancouver, BC, Canada

"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

- Homer Simpson


Learn More...

Newsletter

Enter your email below to receive product features and specials in your inbox!







Look at all those funny shirts.

The Legend of the Octopus

The Legend of the Octopus
Stuff an octopus down your pants, then head over to the Joe. Then throw it on the ice. Stanley Cup championships ensue.

Toronto Maple Leafs

Toronto Maple Leafs
At just $19.99, these shirts are a great deal. Even Harold Ballard can agree with that.

Les Nordiques

Les Nordiques
The Quebec Nordiques: JC Tremblay, Marc Tardif, Michel Goulet, Peter Stastny...

Broad Street Bullies

Broad Street Bullies
The Philadelphia Flyers of the 1970s were some bad dudes...

Bleu Blanc Rouge

Bleu Blanc Rouge
Les Canadiens de Montreal. Arguably the most storied franchise in professional sports.

Never Forget

Never Forget
The Minnesota North Stars: Neal Broten, Brian Bellows, Dino Ciccarelli...

Hockey Night in Nashville

Hockey Night in Nashville
Yee-haw. Vince Gill and the Nashville Predators are ready for some good ol' fashioned haw-key.


Where's My Stuff?
  • Recent Orders
  • Edit Your Order
  • Shipping & Returns
  • Shipping Rates
  • Return or Exchanges
  • Need Help?
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • Customer Service
  • Powered by CafePress

    This shop is powered by CafePress Inc. Copyright © 1999- CafePress.com. All rights reserved.
    Privacy Policy | Non-US currency rates are updated daily and may fluctuate.