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Orland Kurtenblog
Vancouver, BC, Canada

"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

- Homer Simpson

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Welcome to KurtenTees. Enjoy our amusing shirts. Or don't. We really don't care, as long as you buy something. This is not a lending library.


Many current and now-defunct NHL franchises are mocked and crudely photoshopped here.


From Sidney Crosby to Bobby Hull, we run the gamut of clever ways to make shirts without infringing on the content usage policy.


NHL '94, Orland Kurtenblog and other things from the world of hockey that simply defy classification.


Orland Kurtenblog has very specific musical tastes, some of which you'll see embodied in tee-shirt form.

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