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» I LOVE Maryjane
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» Define "Serious Relationship"
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» Estaria Algo en Miami
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» Come and Get It
» Stop Staring at My Chest
» Get Me Drunk and Take Me Home
» 7"+ only please!
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Welcome!
Miami, NY, Chicago, and now the globe via the internet! That's right, after much demand, Koolgear Inc. has linked up with Cafepress to bring all our great stuff online for your convenience. No more hunting for that tiny store in the alley off Ocean!! (But do please stop in and see us if you're in town). Bringing you the best in unique, quality casual clothing and accessories for men, women, boys, girls, and even your pets' clothes! We also added stickers, buttons, posters, cards, mugs, and just about anything else you could think of! Search by section or by design; however, due to our expanding inventory, all items may not be placed in all locations. For example, there may be a Men's T-shirt available in a certain design, but it is not in the 'Men's Wear' section. As you probably know, we have a massive inventory across 3 states, so check back often as we will try to add items on a daily basis...

Note: If you are looking for a particular item, would like something custom made, or just wanna tell us how much you love our stuff, please don't hesitate to email us at: Koolgear@gmail.com. We have someone there answering the phones and emails constantly, so you will get a response promptly...........................


Horny As Hell

Horny As Hell
Sometimes, our design team even surprises me...

Horny As Hell - Tuba

Horny As Hell - Tuba
What says horny like a big-ass tuba?

Do It Raw

Do It Raw
Think of it as 'sex sushi.' :)

Bush's Quote

Bush's Quote
Another moronic statement from our president. I swear sometimes I think he HAS to be kidding. But no, he's just an idiot.

Tossed Salads

Tossed Salads
The Backseat Catering Co. Gotta love that! Tossing salads. What a great phrase! Hilarious stuff.

Celebration Bitches

Celebration Bitches
This stuff caught on real quickly. Afterall, it is a celebration....BITCHES!

Run A Train

Run A Train
I new addition to Koolgear. One of my favorites! Nothing like a good train ride.

Cucci

Cucci
Great play on the classic name...

I'm Shy

I'm Shy
A personal favorite of mine. Get CRAZY reactions to this stuff!

Killer Sperm

Killer Sperm
Some of us actually do...

Cirlce Jerk Champion

Beaver Lover

Beaver Lover
Haaaaa. What a cute little beaver you have!

Size Matters

Size Matters
We all know it does...

Abortion is Murder

Abortion is Murder
More irrational positions taken by our government. Thanks Dub-ya!

I Fuck On First Date

I Fuck On First Date
Let's get right to the point...

I'll Show You Mine

I'll Show You Mine
One of the classics...Surprised how many people actually show 'it' when this is worn!

Buddha-ful

Buddha-ful
Easily one of our most popular designs for all our Buddha-ful customers...

She Can Get It

She Can Get It
We all say it. Now wear it! You can get it here...

Yank My Chain

Yank My Chain
Yeah, 'that's' what we mean...

I'd Rather Be Fcuking

I'd Rather Be Fcuking
Wouldn't we all?

Women's Wear

Women's Wear
All female. All the time. Note though that not all designs and products offered on the site are in here, so shop around!

Men's Wear

Men's Wear
Note that designs featured above this will not be included yet. We add things constantly, so check back often.

Grab a Cock

Grab a Cock
GREAT, GREAT party gear. You WILL get female attention with this one, and isn't that what it's all about?

New Age Capricorn

New Age Capricorn
Starting to get all our astrological things on here. If you do not see what you want, as with anything, just shoot us an email.

Done Your Sister

Done Your Sister
Ummm...yeah. Not much to say about this one. Just you doing your boy's sister. What else is new?

Jersey Map

Jersey Map
The most populated state, mad cars, oil refineries, and some of the koolest f-ing people in this country!! Much love to JERSEY!!

NYC Seal

Player For Life

Player For Life
One of our distributors gave us this one. For all those guys who are just tryin' to do their thing.

Bboy (Anime)

Bboy (Anime)
Great illustration of one of the pillars of hip-hop. Shout to all our b-boys and b-girls.

Bomber logo

Bomber logo
Bombers, graf artists, sprayers, taggers, whatever you wanna call 'em, they are an essential part of hip-hop culture.

Headphones & Turntable

Headphones & Turntable
Nothing is more essential to any DJ then his headphones and tables. Shout to all the spinners that keep the music goin'.

DJ Diggin in the Crates (Anime)

Emcee Writing (Anime)

Emcee Writing (Anime)
A great image that any writer can relate to. Continuing to represent true hip-hop culture. Get 'em all!

BBoy Logo

BBoy Logo
Alot of us hit the streets on the cardboard boxes when we were younger - a few still do. Always reppin' true hip-hop culture at Koolgear.

Hip-hop Graf Can

Hip-hop Graf Can
Always representin' the true spirit of hip-hop culture. We have a sh!t load of merchandise for all the hip-hop heads out there, so check 'em all out and often. We are constantly adding ish...

Try It!

Try It!
Haaa...great stuff here.

Boricua

Boricua
Empezado en Miami, pero innecesario decir, esta extensión del material por todas partes. ¡Dios bendice a todas las mujeres latinas hermosas de Koolgear!

Hustler

Hustler
What can I say? I'm a hustler, homey...

I Got Next

I Got Next
Originated on the courts, but now people rock it for everything...

I LOVE Maryjane

I LOVE Maryjane
What says 'I Love my Maryjane' quite like this stuff? The only girl ever to take my heart...

PIMP Tag

PIMP Tag
Who's a muthha fukkin P.I.M.P.?? You are, so grab some gear now!!

Hurricane Katrina

Hurricane Katrina
The proceeds go to victims of the hurricane. We want to make sure that this tragedy does not fade out of public conscienceness.

Down with Brown

Down with Brown
Hey, take it for what you will...

Define

Define "Serious Relationship"
Haaaa... We all can relate to this one. What exactly is a serious relationship? If you are sneaking around behind your husband's back sleeping with the pool boy, is that not serious?? Who knows?

The Shocker

The Shocker
Yes. It is..."the shocker"! Guaranteed top-seller every quarter. Get yours now!!! Hilarious stuff inside...

Amo I'ltalia

Amo I'ltalia
These also came out at San Gennaro this year. I love Italy and this is the way to say it!

Amo le Donne Italiane

Amo le Donne Italiane
Broke these out at the San Gennaro festival in New York this year. So many people grabbed 'em, that we thought it would be a great idea to open them up in our stores. Reads "I love Italian women."

Amo Miami

Amo Miami
Nothing says 'I love Miami' quite like this. Actually, that's exactly what it says.

Estaria Algo en Miami

Estaria Algo en Miami
All over South Beach with all our Spanish wear. Means roughly "I'd rather be in Miami" for those linguistically challenged.

Jersey Born N' Bred

Jersey Born N' Bred
For our people in Dirty Jerz, and those that just like to rep it. Never seen so many loyal people, except maybe NY. Props to ya'll.

Come and Get It

Come and Get It
Great way to get some attention when you are out. Usually get them to 'come and get it' with this one

Stop Staring at My Chest

Stop Staring at My Chest
Every female has thought it, or said it. Now just wear it! Definite conversation starter...

Get Me Drunk and Take Me Home

Get Me Drunk and Take Me Home
What else can we say? Great stuff!

7

7"+ only please!
One of the most popular female lines. Just a great, great shirt to wear out or to a party.

Biggest Pole

Biggest Pole
Size Matters. This shirt is a female magnet. Got 'em!

Future M.I.L.F.

Future M.I.L.F.
Ha, love these. Nothing is as hot as this stuff right now. Just a really cute thing to wear. Get 'em girls!!

I Love KY

I Love KY
What can I say? Ya'll have probably seen these; bring a shirt like this out in NYC with our crazy group and they end up everywhere! Hysterical stuff for guys and ladies...

Nice Shoes

Nice Shoes
Greatest pick-up line of all time can now be read instead of said. (Pretty good, huh?) No doubt a great shirt to wear out. Guys, it works...trust me.

I'm All In!

I'm All In!
Hey, we play a ton of cards and no-limit poker is the game right now. It's become such a popular phrase for so many things, it was only a matter of time before people started requesting this gear left

Holy Siht! Gear

Holy Siht! Gear
Our original and trademark line. Tons of different items and styles - Male and Female. The classic design that started it all...

Future F.I.L.F.

Future F.I.L.F.
Every design has a story. This one I made one demo shirt and wore it to a high-profile party for an NBA player - who shall remain nameless - in NYC. That night we had a ton of orders.

Porn Star Recruiter Line

Porn Star Recruiter Line
Originally produced just for Miami, once my friends in NY got a hold of it, we added it to our main collection. Everything and accessories available for Male and Female. Great party gear!

Ain't No Shame In My Game

Ain't No Shame In My Game
One of those sayings that is just timeless. Started printing these last summer and demand for it just kept coming. Large male and female inventory available.

69 line

69 line
One of our newest and HOTTEST lines! This stuff took off when we dropped it. GUARANTEED attention-grabber...Male and Female gear plus accessories.

Mr. Right Gear

Mr. Right Gear
Started out as a personal item for a friend of the company who wanted a polo golf shirt. Now has become one of our best-selling lines and expanded to include a ton of different items.

What?!!?? OK!!!!

What?!!?? OK!!!!
Caught on as a funny-ass saying, and the gear is no different.
Importance T-Shirt
Importance T-Shirt
$24.99
Bush, Dick Chaney T-Shirt
Bush, Dick Chaney T-Shirt
$28.99
Bush, Dick Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Bush, Dick Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.99
KG logo Golf Shirt
KG logo Golf Shirt
$29.99
 I am this hot! Women's Tracksuit
I am this hot! Women's Tracksuit
$47.99
Cut the bullshit Baby Doll T-Shirt
Cut the bullshit Baby Doll T-Shirt
$25.99


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