Welcome! To purchase one of Chuck Klosterman's coded t-shirts, simply click the images below. There are three designs, and each design is available in several styles. Soon you will appear deeply mysterious to everyone you know. (If you have no idea what we're talking about, read Chuck's t-shirt column.)

T-shirt illustrations by Chris Sleboda

Shark vs. Chopper

Sex Rhino

Man in the Doorway