Terry Kepner's Design Oddities : State Mottos - What they should be! (356 Designs)

Every state has a motto. Some are profound, some are strange. Here are some suggestions for state mottoes that might be a bit more appropriate.

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AL - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.	AL - Fixin' to go to the game... Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Fixin' to go to the game...	AL - At Least We're not Mississippi! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: At Least We're not Mississippi!
AL - Heart of Darkness! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Heart of Darkness!	AL - Vacationbland. Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Vacationbland.	AL - The Six Pack, Gun Rack State! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: The Six Pack, Gun Rack State!
AL - The 50% Cotton State! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: The 50% Cotton State!	AL - State of the Doublewide! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: State of the Doublewide!	AL - Cousins With Benefits! Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Cousins With Benefits!
AK - Jeez, it's Cold. Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Jeez, it's Cold.	AK - Gateway To Siberia. Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Gateway To Siberia.	AK - Half-Baked Alaska! Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Half-Baked Alaska!
AK - The Penultimate State! Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Penultimate State!	AK - 94,695 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: 94,695 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!	AK - The Starshine State! Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Starshine State!
AK - Don't care who you are, you can't sell... Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Don't care who you are, you can't sell us ice.	AK - The Last Frontier of the Cruise Lines. Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Last Frontier of the Cruise Lines.	AK - Land of the Midnight Sun Lamp. Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Land of the Midnight Sun Lamp.
AK - Where Everyone Gets Snowed! Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Where Everyone Gets Snowed!	AZ - Where Trees Fight Over Dogs! Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Where Trees Fight Over Dogs. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	AZ - The AARP State! Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: The AARP State. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
AZ - The Brown Grass State. Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: The Brown Grass State. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	AZ - Dehyd-rific! Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Dehyd-rific! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	AZ - But It's A Dry Heat! Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: But It's A Dry Heat! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
AR - The Whitewater Grafting State! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Whitewater Grafting State!	AR - The Bimbo State! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Bimbo State!	AR - The Hot Bed Springs State! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Hot Bed Springs State!
AR - Y'all Want Fries With Dat? Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Y'all Want Fries With Dat?	AR - As Seen On Cops! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: As Seen On Cops!	AR -Arkansas: An Indian Word Meaning... Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Arkansas: An Indian Word Meaning Trailer Court!
AR - The Carwash State! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Carwash State!	AR - Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh. Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.	AR - Literacy Ain't Everythang! Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Literacy Ain't Everythang!
CA - As seen on TV! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: As seen on TV! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - By 30, Our Women Have More... California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - Land of Nixon! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Land of Nixon! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
CA - The Chaotic State! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: The Chaotic State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - Land of Disenchantment! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Land of Disenchantment! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - The Altered State! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: The Altered State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
CA - La-La Land! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: La-La Land! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - State of Chaos! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: State of Chaos! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CA - Yo Hablo Ingles? California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Yo Hablo Ingles? (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
CA - Nobody's From Here! California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Nobody's From Here! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	CO - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother! Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!	CO - April Showers Bring May Blizzards! Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: April Showers Bring May Blizzards!
CO - Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So... Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So We Stopped Here.	CO - The Oxygen Deprived State. Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: The Oxygen Deprived State.	CO - Rocky Mountain Sigh State. Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Rocky Mountain Sigh State.
CO - The Coors Twins State. Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: The Coors Twins State.	CO - Where the Donners Were Gonners State. Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Where the Donners Were Gonners State.	CT - Corrupticut! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Corrupticut!
CT - The Corruption State! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Corruption State!	CT - Like Massachusetts, only smaller! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Like Massachusetts, only smaller!	CT - Like Massachusetts, but the Kennedy's... Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Like Massachusetts, but the Kennedy's don't own it, yet.
CT - Land of The Lincoln Continental! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Land of The Lincoln Continental!	CT - Martha Stewart’s Living and Fibbing State! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Martha Stewart’s Living and Fibbing State!	CT - More White Folks Than Trees! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: More White Folks Than Trees!
CT - The Lyme Disease State! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Lyme Disease State!	CT - The Confluence of Affluence State! Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Confluence of Affluence State!	DE - Everything is smaller here! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Everything is smaller here!
DE - State, Inc. Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: State, Inc.	DE-Dupont’s Private E-state! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Dupont’s Private E-state!	DE-The Chemically Dependent State! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: The Chemically Dependent State!
DE - The Inc. Stained State! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: The Inc. Stained State!	DE - You Need A Map To Find Us! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: You Need A Map To Find Us!	DE - Dealaware! Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Dealaware!
DE - We Really Do Like The Chemicals... Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water!	FL - Ask Us About Our Grandkids! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: Ask Us About Our Grandkids! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	FL - America's Wang! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: America's Wang! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
FL - Senior Citizen Discount State! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: Senior Citizen Discount State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	FL - The Palmetto Bug State! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Palmetto Bug State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	FL - The Mickey Mouse State! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Mickey Mouse State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
FL - The Transient State! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Transient State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	FL - The Incontinent Sub-Continent! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Incontinent Sub-Continent! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)	FL - The State of Incontinence! Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The State of Incontinence! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)
GA - We Put The Fun ... (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism! (Post-2003 flag)	GA - We Put The Fun... (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism! (Pre-1956 flag)	GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (Post-2003 flag)
GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (Pre-1956 flag)	GA - Bend over, insert peach! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Bend over, insert peach! (Post-2003 flag)	GA - Bend over, insert peach! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Bend over, insert peach! (Pre-1956 Flag)
GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Confederate Money Welcome! (Post-2003 Flag)	GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Confederate Money Welcome! (Pre-1956 Flag)	GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Land of Mr. Peanut! (Post-2003 Flag)
GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Land of Mr. Peanut! (Pre-1956 Flag)	GA - The "Richard (Jewel) of The... (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The "Richard (Jewel) of The South" State! (Post-2003 Flag)	GA - The "Richard (Jewel) of The... (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The "Richard (Jewel) of The South" State! (Pre-1956 flag)
GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The Northern Wannabe State! (Post-2003 Flag)	GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The Northern Wannabe State! (Pre-1956 Flag)	GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (2003 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Peach Fuzz Groom State! (Post-2003 Flag)
GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (1956 flag) Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Peach Fuzz Groom State! (pre-1956 flag)