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If I'm Ever The Innocent Bystander. The Top 10 Things I'd Do If I'm Ever The Innocent Bystander. Tired of the stupid things the bystander always does? Keep this list handy! |
If I Ever Become The Hero's True Love. The Top 10 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become The Hero's True Love. Tired of the stupid things the heroine always does? Keep this list handy! |
If I Ever Become A Sidekick. The Top 10 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become A Sidekick. Tired of the stupid things the sidekick always does? Keep this list handy! |
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If I Ever Become A Hero. The Top 10 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become A Hero. Tired of the stupid things the hero always does? Keep this list handy! |
If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord! The Top 10 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord. Tired of the stupid things the villian always does? Keep this list handy! |
I.T. Is Not Just A Job... I.T. Is Not Just A Job, I.T.'s A Way of Life. When you're the computer expert at the company, everyone expects you to solve their computer problems. Even the people who don't work for the company. |
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Let Me Drop Everything... Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem. Some people think the world revolves around them. They expect you to ask "how high" when they say "jump." For the smarter ones, maybe this will help. |
Not Fix Your Computer No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer. Once people discover you're computer savvy, they start asking you for help with their computer. |
Clean House/Fix Computer I Will Fix Your Computer If You Clean My House. Tired of people asking you to fix their computer for free? Here's one way to let them know you expect a payment of some kind. |
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Clean Condo/Fix Computer I Will Fix Your Computer If You Clean My Condo. Tired of people asking you to fix their computer for free? Here's one way to let them know you expect a payment of some kind. |
Clean Apartment/Fix Computer I Will Fix Your Computer If You Clean My Apartment. Tired of people asking you to fix their computer for free? Here's one way to let them know you expect a payment of some kind. |
Deadlines Amuse Me Deadlines Amuse Me. The bane of everyone who has to deal with them, tell people your opinion of deadlines. |
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Freelancers Unite! Say 10-ish at the Coffee House? Freelancers Unite! Say 10-ish at the Coffee House? Freelance workers have a difficult job. Work is always uncertain, benefits are meager, & peer support almost unknown. Perhaps they should organize. |
ID 10 T Error You have an ID 10 T error. Unfortunately, this is an all too common problem that crosses to every computer platform. |
Network Security Network Security (I Read Your Email!) Keep your users on their toes. Or at least off their keyboards for those personal messages. |
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No Place Like Home (text) There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 (text). A unique, geekish way of saying "there's no place like home." |
No Place Like Home (dots) There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 (dots). A unique, geekish way of saying "there's no place like home." |
Switch It Off/On. Have You Tried Switching It OFF And ON Again? Computers and software are so complicated that sometimes the only solution is to shut it down. |
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10 Kinds of People The world as seen by techies: There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. |
