Life: The Great Absurd Satire
Eccentric doesn’t begin to cover it.
Nothing is immune from my human’s strange outlook on the world! Nothing…
Some have referred to her sense of humor as dark sarcasm, but it is not meant to tear down anyone. She has little tolerance for people who refuse to even try; I’ll give you that, but as a rule she simply sees humor in unusual places.
Ancient Honey Do List The honey do list, immortalized here by Japanese artist Miyagawa Issho, who worked in the Ukiyo-e style during the early 18th century in Edo. |
Reality Challenged Some of us just can’t quite grasp reality. We just lack the fundamental understanding of the limits of the universe. |
Cynical, Sarcastic & Jaded Cynical, Sarcastic & Jaded but am I wrong? Just because no one likes the answer doesn’t mean the answer is wrong. Just because your humor has a dark side doesn’t mean it’s wrong. |
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Friends Don’t Let Friends DIY Friends Don’t Let Friends DIY. Do it yourselfing should never be undertaken lightly. |
k thnx bye Be an LOL hoomin, we all wish we could speak the blunt honesty of Meme cats. Of all the wonders of the interwebz LOL cats are the most entertaining, now you can be an LOL human. |
Worst Part of Being Single Is the little spot in the middle of the back where you just can’t reach with the lotion! You try backscratchers and plastic forks, but it is nearly impossible to get that spot moisturized. |
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My Other Personality Did It Does that person sharing your skull cause problems? Do you find yourself frequently explaining that it was the other you? Save yourself some time, keep “My other personality did it” handy. |
Its All About Color Guard The Band Is Just Back Up It’s all about Color Guard the band is just back up. Who cares about those guys in the drab uniforms marching about with their instruments? The Flag Girls are the show! |
Sanity Free Workplace All employees must undergo sanity testing. This is a sanity FREE workplace. Noticed all of your co-workers are certifiable? |
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Mess With Pluto Our little nod to the white trash “mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park” scheme. The international debate is a little goofy Pluto isn’t going anywhere and Earth is still a mess. |
O2 Addict An estimated 100% of the world’s population is addicted to the diatomic element oxygen. When addicts are deprived of this O2 they get headaches, gasp for breath, lose consciousness and eventually die. |
Sarcasm Containment Has Failed WARNING: Sarcasm Containment Has Failed! Tell people what you really think. You know you’ve always wanted too. It’s only sporting to warn them incase they some sense and will get out of your way. |
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Help! Surrounded by Morons If you’ve ever done time in a cubicell or cubical hell, you know what this means. You know the feeling of the scream that never reaches your lips, and powerful urge to lock a coworker in a closet. |
Monkey Man the Company Mascot For every workplace there is a Monkey. Put Monkey Man to work as the company mascot. At least he won’t do any damage duct taped to the sign out front. |
Anxiety Disorders Make Me NERVOUS! Anxiety Disorders make life miserable for those who have them. It can be beat and the panic, nervousness and anxiety of everyday life can be treated. Humor in the face personal adversity never hurts. |
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Mad Scientist Franchising Plot Lined paper schematic with “Mad Scientist Ask about my plot to take over the world. Franchising is available! For a limited time only!” Perfect for that hard to shop for the evil or not evil genius. |
Warning: Do Not Trust With Chocolate There’s one in every crowd they can’t be trusted with the cookies. It’s only polite to warn others when the chocolate hog is about. The red warning label is just the thing to keep the cookies safe. |
Warning: Do Not Trust With Cookies There’s one in every crowd they can’t be trusted with the cookies. It’s only polite to warn others when the cookie snatcher is about. The red warning label is just the thing to keep the cookies safe. |
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My Coffee or Your Life? Choose wisely… You know who this blue cup on the red saucer is for. Some people are no good without their coffee. So have some fun with a coffee addict or warn others to stay clear until the caffeine has taken hold. |
