Quality Wonk for Troubled Times
Fix It In Post Indy filmmakers the world around know how the magic of digital post production can salvage some of the most disastrous footage. Let them know that you are thier saviour! |
Franz Kafka Everyone's favorite depressed author -- on collectible merchandise! You could spread the irony with a knife! |
This Is Not For You Mark Z. Danielewski's haunting novel "House of Leaves" begins with these simple words. You should have listened. |
Astronaut Wings When someone has flown at least 50 nautical miles up, they are awarded astronaut's wings. Those of us who have been that high -- in our minds -- have to settle for wearing this shirt. |
||||
Not A Cylon It's pretty obvious who John McCain looks like, and what that impies. This election, vote Human. |
|
Game Theory - 2 Steps Join Game Theory on their legendary 1988 "Two Steps From The Middle Ages" tour! |
Mondo 2000 MONDO 2000 was the *ultimate* magazine for us cybergeeks back in the '90s. Now you can flaunt how old school you are -- at least until I get a C&D letter... |
||||
This Is Not A T-Shirt Any fan of surrealist Rene Magritte knows what is and isn't a pipe. Now you can help the world sort things out in the clothing department. |
The Smiling Man The *only* place you can find authorized merchandise for Kelp Entertainment's noir video "The Smiling Man." |
Boyd Raeburn In the 1940's, Swing was King! Boyd Raeburn and his Orchestra were way out in front of the pack, laying down hep tracks across the country. |
Check Please... Ever feel like a piece of flotsam washed up on the beach? We often do. Often enough to have come up with this image. |
||||
|
Black ICE\White Noise The most amazing game never released on the ill fated Atari Jaguar! This is the only place in the world to get authorized BIWN merchandise! |
Gordian.Net Information wants to be free! It's just that sometimes it needs a little help. Join the radical CSpace group infamous for "liberating" internet secrets the hard way. |
Citizens in Favor of Nuclear Holocaust You want dark? You want cynical? You want misanthropic? Man, this one is really hard to beat... |
||||
|
KE Classic Logo Show your solidarity! Kelp Entertainment has been a purveyor of Quality Wonk for Troubled Times since the early 90's. Shouldn't you be on board by now? |
Armadillo Pizza In Northern California in the 80's, if you wanted a great pizza quick, you called the Armadillo. Now, just a distant memory, these shirts can help you pretend you are still 20. |
The Four Of Us If you are looking at this section, you are me, one of my buddies that I made films with in high school, or a relative thereof. |
