It's the KAOS2000 Store!
Welcome to the home of fun, frolic, bizarre, political, and sometimes tasteless humor.

Note: Look around and see what you like. Then... buy stuff! And then... tell your family, friends, enemies, etc about it... go shout it from a mountain.

Bar Wear The slogans and sayings that are sure to entice, get laughed at, or make people run away. No matter, you're out drinking anyway.	Holidays We have too many Holidays as it is. Time to start poking fun.	Humor & Stuff The funny, the strange, and the intriguing. Wear what you feel, baby.
Politics These shirts are as dirty as the politics we see today. That means really nasty. Be warned - there is not much nice in here.	Obama-Mania Obama gear - Show you're support for Obama with shirts, stickers, and other knick-knacks.	Religion Guaranteed to send you to hell... several times.
Bumper Stickers Put them on your car, your folders, your forehead. Just buy them!	Tasteless The truly disturbing and ironic slogans. Dripping with sarcasm, these are sure to upset your inlaws and fellow church-goers.	The Other Stuff The different and strange and logos and slogans. Not really definable, but no less interesting.
Thongs Be sexy... be free... be politically incorrect	Music Shirts, posters, stickers, and more of local bands and artists.