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If you like the designs we have to offer at Kalzog Designs, then why not become an affiliate? It's easy, and best of all, it's free! So why not start earning money today?

To get started, you'll need a CafePress account. If you don't have one already, head over to this page: Become an Affiliate and sign up for an account.

Once you have your account, it's time to sign into your account to become an affiliate. Here, you'll have to enter in some information about the website you'll be using to sell products. It could be your personal website, another shop, a blog, profile, etc. If you plan on using more than one website, just pick one to enter in.

You'll also have to fill in some info about yourself and how CafePress can reach you so you can get paid.

Once you're signed up, you'll receive a code called a PID number. Your PID number keeps track of traffic you direct to my site. All you have to do is add your PID to the end of my links.

The format for adding your PID is:
CafePress Link + ?pid= + Your Number

For example, if your PID were "5165505" you would direct people to:
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You don't have to link to just the main page either.
If you wanted to link to our "My other shirt is covered in evidence" shirt, the link would be:
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Just replace the X's with your number.
(See below for additional links and banners)

If all of your questions weren't completely answered, there are many helpful FAQ pages on the CafePress Affiliate page. Also, don't hesitate to e-mail us.

Becoming an affiliate is fast, easy, and free! So why not try it? You have nothing to lose.
Even if you only make a couple of bucks a week, that's still a couple of extra drinks on the weekends.
Also, you're not just limited to selling our stuff, either. There are millions of products on CafePress you can sell.
(although, 80% of them suck, so selling products besides ours would be a waste of time.)



Kalzog Designs Banners

Here are some banners and links you can use to help promote our stuff. Just copy and paste the code into your website, profile or e-mail message. Remember to replace the X's with your PID number.

Also remember, when linking to our site, you must use the CafePress link (cafepress.com/kalzog)!
If you try to put your PID at the end of www.kalzogdesigns.com, it won't work!

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One drink away from telling everyone what I really thing


It's not the shirt, you're just that drunk


Is it drunk in here or is it just me?


Tomorrow Mornings gonna suck


The only thing worse than warm beer is a heart attack


Cubs Lose


My other shirt is covered in evidence


This is the shirt I wear after sleeping with your husband


Unorganized Crime Boss


I sobered up for this?






Feel free to link to any other graphics on the site. Just right-click and go to Properties to get the address of the graphic you want to use.




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