jurk storr

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wussup, nutjobs. Well, I gotta book fer sale. It costs you the same thing it costs me, $12.82 plus shipping, at least for now. Its the best, or worst, or most antithetically mediocre, depending on your perspective or taste, of my inane ramblings and occasional blinding flashes of brilliance from the first 2 years of my possibly not useless excuse for a corner of cypberspace otherwise known as ultrablognetic. Drop bottom price good until I decide I can get rich off this shit, or I see it in its physical form and determine it is the literary equivalent of king solomons mines, or, actually, like the embodiment of chris kamans hair, you know, like priceless yet so ephemeral that its hard to get a grasp on it, so, maybe, yeah, no matter what it will always be so cheap? Or else Ill get greedy and build a skyscraper and call it whalercorp. Lots of different options. Anyway, instead of come to my seminar, Ill leave it at buy my book. Or dont. I get zero in money yet infinity in satisfaction of being on top of your can available for perusal in case aunt ethel feels the need for mental stimulation in the middle of dropping the kids off at the pool.