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»	Official Bum Boat Stuff
»	Official AJGLU 3000 Stuff
»	Official Jungle Patrol Stuff
»	Official "Urge" stuff
»	Actually Official Cassandra Cat Stuff
»	Official Fist O' Justice Stuff
»	Gail Martin Stuff
»	Unsolicited Batting Advice Stuff
»	Prepubescent stab frenzy stuff
»	Drunken media scrum stuff
»	Boat wrestling stuff
»	Molly the Bear stuff
»	Aldomania 2006 stuff
»	Finger-Quotin' Margo stuff
»	Search Advice stuff
»	Chopstick Technique stuff
»	Home-School Phys Ed stuff
»	Canadian Jive-Talkin' stuff
»	Lidsville
»	Margo Sweatshop stuff

Enjoy these items from The Comics Curmudgeon! And if you need a rundown on what all these jokes and logos mean, check out the merchandise guide.

Official Bum Boat Stuff
Where Santa Royale's elite eat!

Official AJGLU 3000 Stuff
I HAVE ANALYZED THE JOKES OF THE HUMANS

Official Jungle Patrol Stuff
Cast your nametag aside and sign up!

Official "Urge" stuff
Will YOU do it every time?

Actually Official Cassandra Cat Stuff
She'll steal your heart!

Official Fist O' Justice Stuff
You stole a friend of mine's pet bear!

Gail Martin Stuff
C'MON! "TARZANA NIGHTS!"

Unsolicited Batting Advice Stuff
You're pulling your head, son!

Prepubescent stab frenzy stuff
It's only a matter of time.

Drunken media scrum stuff
IT WAS A SPA! I WENT TO A SPA TO LOSE WEIGHT!

Boat wrestling stuff
For when you just need to go full-boat.

Molly the Bear stuff
Everyone's favorite tame, lovable, size-changing, hostility-non-understanding bear!

Aldomania 2006 stuff
Aldo may be gone, but the mania lives on!

Finger-Quotin' Margo stuff
"Great" products that you'll "love".

Search Advice stuff
Because some people really don't know.

Chopstick Technique stuff
Classy double-entendres for classy people.

Home-School Phys Ed stuff
Well, what ELSE are you going to employ in the absence of weights?

Canadian Jive-Talkin' stuff
Don't be ashamed to tell the world, eh?

Lidsville
Dumb hats a-plenty.

Margo Sweatshop stuff
For the bratty, demanding, very-temporarily-white-slave girl inside all of us.