This is Josephus' Store. The clock is ticking, but it hasn't been sixty days since the woot T-shirt competitions began, so I have no shirts from there to sell. In the meanwhile, I do have a shirt of my fabled dog, Cletus the Dogfather. The soulful dog who will eat anything, in any quantity. I now understand Elvis' song, as Cletus will cry at any time, for no reason other than to let us know he's still here.