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Without fear of contradiction, I can say that you are probably drunk right now. How do I know? Simple... Studies show that 85% of people visiting JokeTshirt.com are drunk. What do drunks need? Right... Beer money. Stop selling plasma down by the homeless shelter and start earning your beer money the modern way... Become a JokeTshirt.com Affiliate Website. This affiliate program pays 15% of the sale. That's $3.00 for the average JokeTshirt. If you sell 15 shirts per day, you could be bringing home over $16,000 per year. That's a crap load of beer money, my friend.

It's not hard to get started, but you're going to have to focus. To help you through the process, we have broken it down into three steps. To help you relate to the process, we have developed a step by step comparison to "Dick in a Box".

Step #1 - Cut a hole in a box

You need to become a Cafepress affiliate program member. Cafepress represents the hole through which your junk must pass in order to sell JokeTshirt products. Click Here and become a Cafepress Affiliate.

Step #2 - Put your junk in that box

Your junk is the Cafepress PID number. This is a seven digit number. It's a special number that is specific to your account. Just like your wang is special and specific to you. Get it... PID = Wang. Never loose track of your wang, you're going to need it for the next step.

Step #3 - Make her open the box

Copy the code for the banner(s) of your choice into your own webpage. Replace the XXXXXXX in the banner code with your PID number. The code is the hottie. Your PID is your wang. You MUST stick your PID number into the code, or it won't work. Get it? Code = Hottie. Put your WANG into the HOTTIE...

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Cover Your Nipples With Something Funny

<a href = "http://www.qksrv.net/click-XXXXXXX-10463747?URL=http://www.cafepress.com/joketshirt">Cover Your Nipples With Something Funny</a>

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<a href = "http://www.qksrv.net/click-XXXXXXX-10463747?URL=http://www.cafepress.com/joketshirt"><img src = "http://www.joketshirt.com/pics/joketshirtbanner468x60.gif"></a>

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<a href = "http://www.qksrv.net/click-XXXXXXX-10463747?URL=http://www.cafepress.com/joketshirt"><img src = "http://www.joketshirt.com/pics/joketshirtbanner80x110.gif"></a>

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<a href = "http://www.qksrv.net/click-XXXXXXX-10463747?URL=http://www.cafepress.com/joketshirt"><img src = "http://www.joketshirt.com/pics/joketshirtbanner88x31.gif"></a>

Bam! That's what I call my... JokeTshirt Affiliate Program. From this point on, when one of the visitors to your website clicks on the banner and places an order, you will get 15% of the order. Cafepress is an awesome company to work with. I couldn't be more happy with them. The affiliate program really does work. The links in the code will take your visitors straight to the Cafepress version of JokeTshirt.com.

If you have any questions, you can e-mail me at honcho@joketshirt.com. I will be happy to help get you started. If you're having any trouble, see the video below. I think it explains it best.



Good luck and Happy Affiliating!