I love demolition derby I love demolition derby. It's my mostest favorite thing in the whole wide world. The smell of smoke and fuel and burning rubber... The sounds of crushing metal and breaking glass... The roar of the |
Smashing Cars - My Anti-Drug Given the choice between shooting up black tar heroin or smashing cars, I'm gonna pick smashing cars every time. There's something really satisfying about feeling that dull thud and hearing the break |
Demolition Derby - My Anti Drug I was a total stoner until I exchanged my "crack" for "crash" and my "pot" for "twisted metal". Now, I spend my days dreaming of fixing and smashing cars. It's been a great release for my pent up ra |
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Eat Sleep Crash Cars If you have a demolition derby lover in your family, then this is the shirt for you. Get this shirt and hang out in the stands of the county fair. You will be the hit of the stands. Eat, Sleep, Cra |
Smash Cars Not Women We here at jokeTshirt.com do not condone violence toward women. Not cool man. That's why we promote Demolition Derbies! Let's face it, rednecks are gonna smash stuff. Better an ugly car than a lady. |




