Cagefighting is Barbaric - and I like it... I love cagefighting. Smack boom bam... I love to see one guy pounding the holy living crap out of another guy... Some say it's barbaric and to that I say... Shut up! You want some? |
Cagefighting is Barbaric (and awesome) John McCain once called cagefighting "human cockfighting"... I think he's right on the money. However, then he pusses out and says we shouldn't do it anymore. What a queer. |
Douchebag Some people are douchebags. It's unfortunate, but it's true. Sometimes you can tell a douchebag by the clothes that he wears. For example, if you see someone wearing this shirt, he's probably not a |
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Sucks to be you - Ground and Pound Everybody's got a plan until they get hit. Your plan was to try out those nifty new boxing skills you've been working on. My plan was to put you on your back and bash in your face. Guess what... M |
Ground And Pound Oh Ground And Pound, how I love thee, Let me count the ways. One.. Whack! Two... Bam! Three... Pow! Four, Five, Six... Oh God!! Somebody stop this!!! Seven, Eight!!! Big John, DO SOMETHING... W |
Future Heavyweight Champion You have to believe in yourself or no one else will. You know you've got what it takes to be the champ, so get the shirt. Reinforce the idea by wearing the shirt every day and looking in the mirror. T |
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Future Light Heavyweight Champion You have to believe in yourself or no one else will. You know you've got what it takes to be the champ, so get the shirt. Reinforce the idea by wearing the shirt every day and looking in the mirror. T |
Future Middleweight Champion You have to believe in yourself or no one else will. You know you've got what it takes to be the champ, so get the shirt. Reinforce the idea by wearing the shirt every day and looking in the mirror. T |
Future Welterweight Champion You have to believe in yourself or no one else will. You know you've got what it takes to be the champ, so get the shirt. Reinforce the idea by wearing the shirt every day and looking in the mirror. T |
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Future Lightweight Champion You have to believe in yourself or no one else will. You know you've got what it takes to be the champ, so get the shirt. Reinforce the idea by wearing the shirt every day and looking in the mirror. |
Two Thumbs Choke You Silly You like riddles? Here's one for you... What has two thumbs and can choke you silly? This guy (thumbs pointing to me). Get it? You will... Right after I take you're back... You'll get the joke, p |
Warning Choking Hazard Warning. This shirt contiains one (1) bad ass mother-fucker. Do not piss off the wearer of this shirt. Uncontrolled choking may occur without warning. If you find that the wearer of this shirt is |
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Cure For Insomnia - RNC Having trouble sleeping? I can help. See me for fast, effective, natural sleep. You will be dreaming in no time. Your dreams miss you. I will re-introduce you to them. Unfortunately, I know you |
Ninja - Saying you're sorry Ninjas don't apologize. Period. Let's say you do an awesome flip move and then you kill a guy with one of those "no look" backfists over your shoulder. You would apologize. That's why you're not a |
I put the NAKED in RNC It used to be called "Rear Choke" until I added my own personal spin. I remember it like it was yesterday... I took one of the Gracie girls to Prom. After a dinner at Applebee's and some peach schna |
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Ninja That's Why The answer to so many questions... Why did you kill that guy? Why do you have a sword? Why are all your clothes black? Why do I have to go to bed now? |
Ninja Thing I think the hardest part of being a ninja is being misunderstood. Killing is the natural way for the ninja. Most people just don't get it. |
Two Thumbs Make You Tap This one is for all you grapplers out there. Brazillian Jui-Jitsu is AWESOME. I love making someone tap. Show up with this shirt on and they'll know who's the boss. |
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Two Thumbs Pound Submission I'm a bad man! You make one mistake and I'm going to put you to sleep. Once I get started, you won't remember a thing. |
Ground and Pound Ahhh... Ground and Pound... The quickest way to make someone go from fearsome opponent to bloody pulp. When done well, it's a thing of beauty. The glossy-eyed look on your opponent's face as he is pum |
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