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» HOLIDAYS: Turkeys and wreaths and candles...
» BOOBIE WEAR: Togs for your titties.
» DRINKING: Beer, Wine, Grilling, Tailgating!
» SEX: Let’s talk about Sex.
» SPORTS: Football season is here!
» ARMED FORCES
» THE BEACH: The Shore, the coast,
» CHICKS: For the LADIES!
» DUDES: Stuff for GUYS
» COLLEGE: Grad School, whatever
» POLITICS: Re-Elect SKINK!
» RELIGION: Stuff about God
» TALLAHASSEE: Nature, Culture, History
» WORK: That thing you do
» TELEVISION & MOVIES


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JMGNole
Tallahassee, Florida, USA
Member Since: 2003

Started out as a sports related store but has morphed into more of a sarcasm shop. Leaning toward an adult customer, most of the content is a bit on the R rated side. All in good fun.

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Hello There! If you laugh at sexy, ribald, adult, goofy, humor, you might find something here that makes you chuckle. If you like beer and boobs and SmartAss humor, then you're right at home. If dick and fart jokes make you laugh, welcome to the party. If you like Hooters, well, who doesn't? Did I mention the titties and beer? Don't forget to check out the original and still growing beach related Florida's Forgotten Coast.



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FAVORITES: MY Hottest Sellers!

FAVORITES: MY Hottest Sellers!
If you're in a hurry and gift shopping, these things are HOT!

HUMOR:  Funny stuff.

HUMOR: Funny stuff.
Fart jokes, money jokes, stuff about boobs, you know, COMEDY!

HOLIDAYS: Turkeys and wreaths and candles...

HOLIDAYS: Turkeys and wreaths and candles...
Christmas is coming....and so is Santa.

BOOBIE WEAR: Togs for your titties.

BOOBIE WEAR: Togs for your titties.
Dress 'em up, take 'em out, show 'em off.

DRINKING: Beer, Wine, Grilling, Tailgating!

DRINKING: Beer, Wine, Grilling, Tailgating!
Funny stuff for when you're cracking a cold beer and firing up the grill.

SEX: Let’s talk about Sex.

SEX: Let’s talk about Sex.
Much of this is X-Rated, and about tits or screwing...

SPORTS: Football season is here!

SPORTS: Football season is here!
I'm southern, and we LOVE college football. The jokes always follow.

ARMED FORCES

ARMED FORCES
If you served, we’ve got something for you.

THE BEACH: The Shore, the coast,

THE BEACH: The Shore, the coast,
...the lake, or river. Where ever you go to get away.

CHICKS: For the LADIES!

CHICKS: For the LADIES!
Stuff for the chicks, not for the dudes.

DUDES: Stuff for GUYS

DUDES: Stuff for GUYS
Stuff for guys, about chicks…or beer.

COLLEGE: Grad School, whatever

COLLEGE: Grad School, whatever
Whether a professor, TA or student there's something here for you.

POLITICS: Re-Elect SKINK!

POLITICS: Re-Elect SKINK!
I consider myself a moderate, so everyone is fair game.

RELIGION: Stuff about God

RELIGION: Stuff about God
I won't insult your God if you lay off of mine.

TALLAHASSEE: Nature, Culture, History

TALLAHASSEE: Nature, Culture, History
Designs about my hometown and area.

WORK:  That thing you do

WORK: That thing you do
What you do , that you wouldn't do, if you weren't getting paid to do it.

TELEVISION & MOVIES

TELEVISION & MOVIES
Smart, witty or touching lines from the boob tube or the silver screen.


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