Equestrian humor for all ages, experience levels and degrees of humiliation. Buy for yourself or share the joy with others. Just click on any of the sections below to see the specific artwork on various products.
All artwork is designed and owned exclusively by artist/storeowner and may not be used by anyone else for any reason without written permission.
Keep the Horse/Dump the GuyGreat Valentine or Anti-Valentine for your single friends, this design also makes a terrific wedding present for people who are about to make a huge mistake. |
NEW! Clothes HorseColorful and fun, this horse design makes a great gift for the little (or big) clothes horse in your equine family! |
NEW! Horsey GirlWho says you can't love horses AND be 'girly?' Horsey Girl makes a fashionable statement for horse crazy kids and horse loving adults. |
NEW! Hurry up and WaitHurry up and Wait is standard procedure for horse shows everywhere. This depiction of the pile up at the in gate is full of humorous details. |
NEW! Oops. Sorry.Oops? Sorry? Tell it to the Jump Crew that has to pick up the carnage. Next time you plow all the jumps down, pick them up yourself! |
NEW! Horse DefinitionYou won't find this horse definition in Webster's Dictionary, but we think you'll agree it's the most accurate one. |
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NEW! Student DriverWe don't care how old you are or WHAT you are driving - horse, bike, or car. You need to wear one of these shirts to give us fair warning! |
Horse TreatsThere's always another treat if you know where to look. |
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Air AmateurSomething all of us ever-struggling, learning-impaired, non-professional riders can relate to. |
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Trainer QuotesTrainers have to be diplomatic. Here, we translate what they say into what they really mean. |
The Absolutes of LifeThe three absolutes of life: Death; Taxes; and your horse will make manure in the crossties and step in it. |
Schooling RingKeep your cool amidst the chaos by sporting this natty design. |
Insta-ShedInsta-shed: a product we'd like to see, especially during the springtime shed! |
Show BarnChaos ensues on show day. Have fun picking out all the humorous details. |
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Got Carrots?Nothing else matters. At least, not to your horse. |
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Buy Me A PonyYou know you want one. Christmas is coming. Start giving hints early. |
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Night MareBuy a size up and use the tee as a sleep shirt |
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