It should be obvious by now to any sensible person that John Kerry who used to be a pretty okay guy has become the pussy whipped stud boy of Teresa Heinz the black widow spider of the immense Heinz Ketchup fortune.
Teresa was born in Mozambique to a Portuguese colonial family and was recruited by the Soviet Union intelligence after she led protests in South Africa in the late 1950’s and early 1960’s. After extensive training by the K.G.B. in sexual techniques at their headquarters in Moscow where she "did" a young Vladimir Putin she was dispatched to America in the mid 1960’s to infilitrate American Society by playing the role of euro-trash hippy girl. Once in the United States she managed to seduce and marry John Heinz the heir to the Heinz Ketchup Empire.
The C.I.A. discovered the Soviet Plot and killed Senator Heinz in an “Arranged” airplane crash in 1991. Eliminating, they thought, forever the threat of having a Teresa Heinz pussy whipped husband becoming president of the United States and implementing Maoist doctrine on the republic guided directly from the Kremlin.
Upon the death of John Heniz Teresa Heinz immediately took control of the billion dollar Heinz Charities and started grooming a replacement for the lost Senator Heinz.
She Selected John Kerry to be her new stud-boy because of his strong body, his membership in the Yale Secret Society Skull and Bones, and not wanting to take the extra trouble to learn a new name to shout out while she was faking sex. She was a billionare now, and while still committed heart and soul to bringing down America and all it stands for she saw no reason to overly inconvenience herself now that she was a rich capitalist.
Unfortunately the C.I.A. team that saved America from her first husband has since retired or been reassigned, and there is no one but us, the few loyal citizens who cruse the web to buy t-shirts, to stop Teresa Heinz’s evil plan to whip America into line.
People of America we must stop this evil black widow spider and her plot to turn us into sniveling United Nation bootlickers like her second husband, "whats his name," John Kerry. The cold war may be over but Teresa Heinz is still a "sleeper" deep in the heart of America. Buy a shirt and vote with us on November 2 to send John Kerry and K.G.B. General Teresa Heinz Packing.
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