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FUNNY | PARODIES | JOKES | CRAZY | RUDE | INNUENDO | CRUDE | OFFENSIVE | FUNNY OFFENSIVE T-SHIRTS and STICKERS; FUNNY MUGS and HATS. Soft to Suggestive Funny Humor, Funny Offensive Sayings and Slogan Designs... some with strong attitude. FUNNY T-SHIRTS | FUNNY SHIRTS | FUNNY SHIRT: Funny & Humorous

Dance to the Mew Music

Dance to the Mew Music
Everyone loves to dance to rock and roll; but, mew music? Mixed paw music tracks create a humorous musical composition for both cat lovers and music lovers alike with funny notes of humor.

You Are Warned!

You Are Warned!
Man’s best friend; yes - dog. You are warned that my best friend has sharp teeth. A warning and saying for mean dogs, friendly big dogs with wagging tails and little dogs with attitude. Dog Humor.

Hawaiian Pirate Skull

Hawaiian Pirate Skull
Flirty and colorful pirate wench; this cute pop culture gothic styled Hawaiian princess pirate skull and crossbones has plenty of pink papaya. She loves to give it away. Want a lei?

Blow

Blow
Although it’s not a blow movie quote or from the movie blow, it is one of my favorite sexual innuendo sayings or slogans; and you can quote- blow me on that: Blow

Pretty

Pretty
A pretty saying with a moral message. Words are decorated with hearts and a crown over the word “me”. Moral, Message, Lesson, Maxim, Ethical, Decent, Honorable, Saying, Moral Saying, Slogan: Pretty

Jezebel

Jezebel
Jezebel, I Must Know If You Are Good! A title loosely inspired by a raspy seductive Buddy Guy blues tune “I gotta try you girl”.

Sax

Sax
Group sax resembles sex, group sex and orgies; it’s music to my ears. Ok, its note the same, but as the wind blows its close. Sax shirt, sax mug, sax sticker, saxophone t-shirts & tee: Sax - Saxophone

Made In China: Contains Lead

Made In China: Contains Lead
If it’s made in China be assured it contains plenty of lead. From baby to adult toys use caution in what passes those lips. Made In China Seal of Approval: Contains Lead

MILF Wife

Jousting & MILF

Senile SENILE

I Pee In Pools

Trophy Wife

Trophy Wife
Trophy Wife Icon – Trophy Wife Symbol - Wedding Humor – Trophy Wife Parody – Trophy Wife Spoof – Bride and Groom Trophy Wife Symbol on t-shirts, hats, mugs, stickers and trophy wife gear.

Psych Ward 48169

Psych Ward 48169
Warn people about your tendency to go postal with this psych ward art on a t-shirt, gifts & shirts.
PS: 48169 is the zip code of "Hell, MI".

Paintball

Paintball
You mean a whole lotta paintballs of course. Get this paintball art on a t-shirt, gifts and t shirts: PAINTBALL

I Drink Until I Pass Out

I Drink Until I Pass Out
Get a matching set for Mom, Dad and Baby... humorous baby shower gift. Funny Baby Humor; "I Drink Until I Pass Out" on a baby bib, infant & toddler t-shirt, baby gifts & baby t shirts; Adult sizes too

Queen Of Everything

Queen Of Everything
...he is King of what remains - nothing, nada on a t-shirt, gifts and t shirts.

King Of Everything

King Of Everything
...she is Queen of what remains - nothing, nada on a t-shirt, gifts and t shirts.

Pirate

Pirate
Arr... buy this funny pirate parody on a t-shirt, gifts & t shirts.

Trouble With Fractions

Trouble With Fractions
The sum of the parts don't add up..."Trouble With Fractions" shirt & t shirts, hats & caps, mugs & stickers, tote bags & mousepads; funny math saying on clothes, apparel, gifts & merchandise.

Western Rodeo Red Bull

I'm Not A Hard Drinker

Pirate - Lick Me Peg Wench

Pirate - Lick Me Peg Wench
Buy this funny pirate parody on a t-shirt, gifts & t shirts.

I Conquered Anorexia

I Conquered Anorexia
Funny for the overweight and baby...

Practice Safe Dinner Use A Condoment

Practice Safe Dinner Use A Condoment
Spelling twist on "condiment" creates "condoment' as in condom.

GAMEHEAD

A Red Bull Gives Your Nuts Wings

What Happens On Fishing Trip

Getting Trashed

Slippery When Wet

I'D TAP THAT

I'D TAP THAT
I would like to tap that too!

I'd Drill That

I'd Drill That
I'd like to drill that too!

Bullshit

Bullshit
Commonly used to describe incorrect, misleading, false language and statements; bullshit hats, bullshit mugs, bullshit long sleeve t-shirts and bullshit hoodies and sweatshirts: BS – Bull - Bullshit

Even Bill Doesn't Want Hillary

Even Bill Doesn't Want Hillary
If Bill doesn’t want Hillary why would we want Hillary to represent us.

Bill Doesn't Desire Hellary

Bill Doesn't Desire Hellary
EVEN BILL DOESN'T DESIRE HELLARY / HILLARY - Even Bill doesn't want Hillary Clinton!

Republican Innuendo: TriAssDelete

Republican Innuendo : TriAthlete

Knight in Armor

Knight in Armor
Buy this knight in armor funny innuendo on a t-shirt, gifts & t shirts.

Golf: Chasing Illusive Holes

Golf: Chasing Illusive Holes
Got those golfing blue balls ... do ya?

Did It Kill You Funny Saying

Did It Kill You T-Shirt Sayings

Did It Kill You? - Do More!

GET SOME XXX LOVE

SEND ME UP - 9 MONTHS

If I Tell You

If I Tell You
SECRETS ...If I tell you I will have to kill you!

go CRAZY-CHICK Magnet

CHICK MAGNET

"Duck Tape Pro"
Duct Tape - Stick with it and be professional too!
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Can You Point Me Toward The Head?

Can You Point Me Toward The Head?
Male version availabe in other section.

Can You Point Me Toward The Head?

Can You Point Me Toward The Head?
Female version available in other section.

COCK TEASE

Deliveries Taken In Rear

Deliveries Taken In Rear
For all of you who appreciate a good knock at the back door!

These: Get Us AH-ead

These: Get Us AH-ead
Milk em for all they are worth!

Airport Security

Airport Security
Have fun around town or on your next flight.

CAULK SAYINGS (see them all)

CAULK SAYINGS (see them all)
Click Here - To View All Caulk Sayings and Slogans

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore
Party like a rock star and fuck like a filthy whore.

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Trollop

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Trollop
Want a naughty little whore with a sense of humor to screw around with?

TAPSTER

TAPSTER
The TAPSTER is ready to tap you!

I'd Tamp That

I'd Tamp That
I would like to tamp that too!

I'd Do That

I'd Do That
I would like to do that too!

I'd Nail That

I'd Nail That
I would like to nail that too!

I'd Pound That

I'd Pound That
I would like to pound that too!

Game To Run A Train

Game To Run A Train
You can't run a train without an engineer and great caboose.

Illegal Alien Ground & Pound Club

Illegal Alien Ground & Pound Club
Lets cool their heels and put illegals in the pound with me!

Thank You For Asking

Thank You For Asking
Do you have some change?

Tattooed In Places You Would Like To See

Tattooed In Places You Would Like To See
Every tattoo tells a story!

Pierced In Places You Would Like To See

Pierced In Places You Would Like To See
I just love those naughty erotic little decorative piercing surprises!

I Want To Have A Female Pesident

I Want To Have A Female Pesident
I’ve always wanted to do a female president, haven't you?

Once European Don't Try To Stop

Once European Don't Try To Stop
ONCE EUROPEAN DON'T TRY TO STOP

Democraps Stink

Democraps Stink
DEMOCRAPS STINK (no text verison). The Democrat philosophy stinks!

I Smell A Democrap

I Smell A Democrap
I SMELL A DEMOCRAP - The Democrat philosophy stinks!

Great Legs

Great Legs
GREAT LEGS - I'D LIKE TO ATTEND THEIR GRAND OPENING

Follow The Liter

Follow The Liter
FOLLOW THE LITER (front) / FOLLOWING THE LITER (back) - I'd walk all the way across the bar through teaming swarms of bar flies for some head like that.

Your Daughter

Your Daughter
YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN IN GOOD HANDS [mine]

Dick Cheney Hunting

Dick Cheney Hunting
A really funny original political cartoon parody of Dick Cheney's Hunting accident.
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