For the love of Jeebus!

I'm jumping on the bandwagon of the cult of Jeebus, which has recently become amazingly popular. I'm not clear on the details, but he seems to have been some guy whose dad sent him to Rome so he could get hung out to dry for stuff other people did. Along the way he made a bunch of friends by getting them booze when all they had was water. So I guess Jeebus is about picking up beers for people who can't get it themselves, like minors. (comments and suggestions can be sent to Reborn Jeebus Worshiper)