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Aporkalypse	Obama. The new Mr. Goodwrench.	My carbon footprint is bigger than yours.	the Power of Punani We all know the legendary Power of Punani. If it didn't exist the human race wouldn't either. The Power of Punani cuts across age groups, races, and almost all sexes. Make the Power of Punani your tod
Obammie the Commie	Obamanation Barack Obama is running for president of the United States. It's an Obamanation!!	Jay Thomas Show Logo Merchandise Browse the many items in our shop with the official Jay Thomas Show logo on them.	My Daddy Is A Trucker Some great gifts especially for kids and women (and a few things in there for everybody). Who's your daddy? Show 'em with My Daddy Is A Trucker merchandise.
It's A Mess Down There Another key phrase from the Jay Thomas Show. It CAN be a mess down there. But then again, maybe not. It's mystery that only you can solve.	The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves How to improve everybody's mood? The beatings continue until morale improves.	Mangina Jay has a mangina. You can declare that you, too, are secure in your manliness. A mangina is a GOOD thing. Explain what it is and the women will be swooning, knowing that you really are a caring, sens	Get Off My Lawn! Hilarious! John McCain as a cranky old man yelling, "Get off my lawn!"
The Dalai Lama - Screw China! This is a great conversation starter, because everybody will ask you what the Chinese characters say. You can make something up like, "Can I have your phone number?" or "Bill, you have a nice package"	Sarah Palin - Drilled in Alaska Sarah's a fan of drilling in Alaska. And why not? How else are you going to have five kids?	Sarah Palin	Jay Thomas Sigg Water Bottle 1.0L $27.99