Japfoneez Dezignz : Clubz and Spadez

Take a look at these excellent parodies of the famous heart sayings. You'll get a kick out of them. Japfoneez Dezignz does not condone violence against any animal or person!

Rabbits They reproduce so fast, you'll never catch up. Do it now before you regret it.	Penguins Penguins are everywhere these days. They're marching and they're dancing. It's time they started running.	Angels Do you believe in angels?
Baby Seals Baby seals are such cute and cuddly creatures. How could anybody want to club one?	Cats Help control the pet population. Spay or neuter your cat.	Dogs Help control the pet population, spay or neuter your dog.
Cheerleaders We really like cheerleaders, really we do. But don't you just want to club them sometimes?