Irrational Designs Consumables : Irrational Sloganism

While I love doing the art thing, sometimes it's not appropriate to the design to have some big-eyed cartoon character glaring at you from behind the slogan. These designs are more about the turn of phrase, the high concept, or whatever odd collection of words piled up in my brain at the same time. Some shirts may contradict other shirts. In those cases, I recommend you buy one of each and wear them both at the same time.

Hexapodia It's the key insight!	Climate Change A world-wide tradition for over four billion years.	Experience what you get.
Inactivist Let it sort itself out.	The Right To Be Heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.	I paid GOOD MONEY for this!! Tell your friends and family how you really feel about them messing up your stuff
Now You Will Must Die! Prepare for battle!	Correlation does not prove causation. Science ain't that easy.	Pluto had it comin' Messin' with Neptune like that...
IGNORE ME! I DEMAND THAT YOU IGNORE ME!	Facts They have a troublesome habit of interfering with agendas.	Ice Cold Raspberry Refreshingly Obnoxious!
Impeach Whoever's President! The protest shirt that lasts a lifetime!	Ad for Cool Corp Brand Loyalty without any of that restricting brand loyalty!	Evolution Doesn't Take Prisoners Adapt or perish!
Free Pluto! Don't let those smartypants astronomers win!	Ad for Way Cooler Corp Automatically trump anyone else's ad for a cool corp shirt!	I'm my own Human Shield Don't need no wussy civilians to protect ME!