Adult Humor Tshirts & Gifts
We have a lot of adult humor quotes t-shirts, adult humor sayings t-shirts, adult humor slogans t-shirts, sex jokes t-shirts, dirty humor t-shirts, sex slang words and profanity t-shirts, sexual satire t-shirts, dirty talk t-shirts, rude & crude humor t-shirts, and more. Each section also has, along with t-shirts, adult humor buttons, adult humor magnets, adult humor bumper stickers, adult humor tile coasters, adult humor mugs, adult humor hats & caps, adult humor bags, and many more.
If you want insults with no curse words, check out our "Insult Humor" Section.
Happy Rainbows I'm so fuckin happy I could shit rainbows. Sarcastic and silly quote / saying. With a rainbow image. Done in a distressed, grunge, vintage look. See this funny design on our T-Shirts & Products. |
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CHIHUAHUA ATTITUDE Small dog with a big attitude. With its big eyes, big ears, and bigger-than-life attitude, the Chihuahua is the epitome of cocky canine in a petite package. |
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Psycho Stud Magnet On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, underwears, dog shirts, teddy bears, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Wanted: Meaningful ... Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Read Between The Lines! Close the index and ring finger.. what do you get? - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, bags, tile coasters, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
I don't have an attitude ... asshole! - See 3 different designs of this saying on many of our T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many, many more! |
JESUS LOVES ME... ... everyone else thinks I'm an ASSHOLE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Give a jackass an ... .. education and you get a smartass! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
JESUS LOVES ME... .. Everyone else thinks I'm a BITCH! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Sex Instructor On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, aprons, teddy bears, tote bags, messenger bags, and more! |
Stay off my ass... www.stayoffmyass.com - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers. |
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Sticks and Stones Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! - Funny quote and parody / spoof on the ending being "but words can never hurt me", changed to adult humor with a touch of BDSM. |
All grown up and .. .. and still fascinated by nipples! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Some People! The reason some people are alive is simply because it's against the law to kill them! Offensive quote about the idiots in life. See this funny saying on our Tees and gifts. |
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Jesus loves you... .. everyone else thinks you're an asshole. - Choose between 3 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
Shit Happens We all know that "shit happens", for some more often than not. Funny image of a bear stealing a tent while someone is out camping. See this design on our Tees, Apparels, and Products. |
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Unless you're a hemorrhoid... Unless you're a hemorrhoid; Stay off my ass! - Choose to have it printed on the front or the back of the Shirts. See this design on our Tees and products. |
Just because you have one... Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one! - Choose between 3 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, tote and messenger bags, and stickers. |
If assholes could fly.. If assholes could fly this world would be an airport! - Choose between three different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and stickers. |
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I'm Sofa King We Tod Ed Just say it fast to get what it says. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
If I flip a coin.. .. what are my chances of getting head? - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, boxers, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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If you think sex is... .. a pain in the ass, you are doing it the wrong way! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, underwears, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
People like you are.. .. the reason we have middle fingers! - T-shirts, shirts, buttons, magnets, and stickers. |
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Boobies make me smile Funny adult humor saying about boobies with a silly smile. See this fun novelty design on our T-Shirts, Apparels, and Products. |
Life's all about ass... .. Covering it, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get it. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
Poodle with attitude Poodle saying "F*ck You" to a way bigger dog. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, mini posters, and stickers. |
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If you smoke after sex.. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast! - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Computer goes down on me.. My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, caps / hats, magnets and stickers. |
F_CKED F_CKED - Hangman. Guess the missing lettter. With a picture of a hangman. T-Shirts, Shirts, Stickers, Bags, and Mugs. |
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To All Virgins To all you virgins, Thanks for nothing. - Funny adult humor with two different colors font/text to choose; red or black. Offensive T-Shirts & Products |
Practice Safe Sex... Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. Funny offensive & rude T-Shirts & Products. |
Word of the day is legs... The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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DOING DOING DOING You make my slinky go, doing doing doing. Choose either "slinky" or "peepee". On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
fuhking stoopeed Why is evawryone so fuhking stoopeed? Some shirts have the design in the back. Shirts, T-shirts, hoodies, bags and stickers. |
I'm Sensitive... I'm a sensitive person, especially my inner thighs. Risque and sexual, but with humor. Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, thongs, boxers, and bumper stickers. |
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Bad Eyesight Internet Porn causes bad eyesight - T-shirts, shirts, mugs, bags, stickers, and fridge magnets. |
Happy Face Sit on a happy face! Humorous and funny. Sure to put a smile on other people's faces! Not to mention what they will do to your "happy" one, heh. |
Thinking about sex... One of us is thinking about sex . . . Ok, it's me. On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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4PLAY 4PLAY... or is that foreplay or for play... well, let others who read it decide and see where their minds are! |
I Saw Your Mom... I saw your mom naked on the internet. With a picture of a monitor and a silhouette of a naked female. Those Mom jokes are pretty popular nowadays! |
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Voulez-vous Humma Humma? Voulez-vous humma humma? Funny and humorous Come on / pick-up lines on T-Shirts and Shirts. |
Oral Sex? If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut! A funny and humorous play on word pick-up line quote / saying on our Tshirts & products. |
