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Irony Design Fun Shop - Humorous & Funny T-Shirts, : Funny Sayings/Quotes

Funny Sayings T-Shirts & Gifts

Here's our funny sayings t-shirts & gifts. There's also funny quotes t-shirts, funny slogans t-shirts, and funny statement t-shirts. It's all about humor saying t-shirts & gifts in this section, and humorous slogans t-shirts, also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.

Don't Piss Me Off!

Don't Piss Me Off!
Don't Piss Me Off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Funny saying / quote. Offensive smartass quote.

Crazy Friends

Crazy Friends
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps. See this funny and humorous sweet saying design with a silly panda image on our T-Shirts & Gifts.

Best Friends

Best Friends
They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public - Funny quote / saying about best friends on our T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, and many more.

IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT

IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT
DONT TICKLE THE DRAGON...On T-Shirts and MORE...

Let the stress begin!

Let the stress begin!
Does stress start in the morning, at the job, certain places you go? This quote/saying is perfect for any stressful situation.

HELL

HELL
I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised! - Funny and humorous statement on our t-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

Short Attention Span

Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a Chicken! - See this design on our apparels and products.

Short Attention Span

Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a kitty! See this funny design on our apparels and products. This ADD design with a cat / kitty image.

Short Attention Span..

Short Attention Span..
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh, look a kitty! - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, thongs, boxers, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

SAVE A HORSE...

SAVE A HORSE...
RIDE A COWBOY...On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins,and stickers and more.

Hear No Evil...

Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. - Three monkeys with text. T-shirts, shirts, dog shirts, tile box, tile coasters, mugs, mousepads, journals / blank books, magnets, buttons, stickers, and mor

Hear No Evil...

Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Have no fun. - On the t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, etc, the monkeys are lined up straight. See this design on our apparels and products.

Hear No Evil Penguin

Hear No Evil Penguin
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil. - With 3 Penguins. Instead of the usual monkeys, have it with penguins. See this design on all our apparels and many of our products.

you quack me up

you quack me up
On T-Shirts and more...

All Stressed Out!

All Stressed Out!
And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

First-Class Forgetter

First-Class Forgetter
First-Class Forgetter! - For the really forgetful people! Comes in two different styles of font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Friends don't let...

Friends don't let...
...friends drive naked! - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

Housework...

Housework...
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Choose between two different font/text on T-Shirts, Shirts, bags, mugs, aprons, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more.

In God we trust..

In God we trust..
.. all others must pay cash. - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

Keep Staring...

Keep Staring...
Keep Staring... I may do a trick! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Closed Minds

Closed Minds
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Comes in dark and/or light colored fonts on our apparels and products.

I am right ...

I am right ...
My opinions may have change but not the fact that I am right! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I'm not totally useless..

I'm not totally useless..
.. I can be used as a bad example. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers.

Not Your Fault

Not Your Fault
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! Shirts, Mugs, Bumper Stickers and Bags.

Save a Horse...

Save a Horse...
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins, and stickers.

Science Fiction

Science Fiction
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - See this funny line on many of our products.

Dancing Skeletons

Dancing Skeletons
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - See this quote / saying on many, many, products & apparels!

Danger! Contents...

Danger! Contents...
Danger! Contents under extreme pressure - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more.

I'm Bored

I'm Bored
Please entertain me, I'm bored. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid's shirts, infants, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

I've lowered my expectations..

I've lowered my expectations..
.. to the point where they've already been met! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Popularity

Popularity
Popularity is a social disease. Funny and humorous t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, caps, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.

America Land of the Free...

America Land of the Free...
America Land of the Free - Some Restrictions May Apply. 3 different designs to choose from.

I don't care

I don't care
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

I often quote myself...

I often quote myself...
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

One of the keys to happiness..

One of the keys to happiness..
. is a bad memory! - T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, tote bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

I can't complain ..

I can't complain ..
.. but sometimes I still do - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

Just because I don't care..

Just because I don't care..
.. doesn't mean I'm not listening! - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Live Forever ...

Live Forever ...
I intend to live forever - So far so good! - Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products.

To Be This Poor!

To Be This Poor!
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. - Shirts, T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers and Bags.

I'm on a 30 day diet..

I'm on a 30 day diet..
.. so far I've lost 15 days! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

Waiting for Mr.Right

Waiting for Mr.Right
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

WoMEN Problem

WoMEN Problem
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdown, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets.

Déjà Vu

Déjà Vu
Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, stickers, and fridge ma

I love reality shows..

I love reality shows..
.. I hate reality! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, mugs, steins, bumper stickers.

I'm not afraid to die..

I'm not afraid to die..
.. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and much more!

Stress!

Stress!
Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it!

I thought I wanted a career..

I thought I wanted a career..
.. turns out I just wanted paychecks! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

The Wild Life

The Wild Life
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, keepsake boxes, tile coasters, tiled pictures, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

WARNING

WARNING
Contains Bitterness & Resentment On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more.

Damn Right I'm Good...

Damn Right I'm Good...
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm not a pack rat...

I'm not a pack rat...
..I'm a collector. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more!

Everyone seems normal..

Everyone seems normal..
.. until you get to know them. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers.

I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed!

I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed!
On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, black shirts, kid shirts, underwears, bags, and more!

Nothing is illegal ...

Nothing is illegal ...
Nothing is illegal until you get caught! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many more!

Fantasize!

Fantasize!
.. You're less likely to be disapointed! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Rat Race

Rat Race
I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese. - Funny saying and cartoons on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

Stupid

Stupid
You're never too old to learn something stupid. - Choose between black or green text/fonts.

Cows come and go...

Cows come and go...
.. but bull lasts forever! - T-shirts, shirts, coffee mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

My Parents are nuts!

My Parents are nuts!
On T-shirts, kid shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Save the earth! It's the only...

Save the earth! It's the only...
.. planet with CHOCOLATE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Don't rush me...

Don't rush me...
.. I get paid by the hour! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Fox on the run

Fox on the run
On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, dog shirts, tote bags, messenger bags.

WARNING! Blonde Thinking!

WARNING! Blonde Thinking!
T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, journals/blank books, postage pals, stickers, and more!

Don't take life so seriously..

Don't take life so seriously..
..you can't get out alive. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, dog shirts, kid shirts, teddies, stickers, magnets, and more!

Stress is when ...

Stress is when ...
.. you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, beer steins, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

If you can't stand the heat...

If you can't stand the heat...
If you can't stand the heat don't tickle the dragon! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Deja Moo: The feeling...

Deja Moo: The feeling...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, coffee & beer mugs, and fridge magnets.

Divorce from the latin word...

Divorce from the latin word...
Divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

The devil made me do it!

The devil made me do it!
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, posters, tile coasters, keepsake boxes, journals, throw pillows, keepsake ornaments, magnets, buttons, stickers and more!

Lost in thought...

Lost in thought...
.. it was unfamiliar territory, please send search party - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, beer steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Size isn't important unless...

Size isn't important unless...
Size isn't important unless you're a fisherman. - Fishing sports humor on T-shirts, shirts, clocks, stickers, magnets, greeting cards, posters, pillows, tiles, mugs, calendars, and bags.

Everytime I think I've hit...

Everytime I think I've hit...
.. bottom, someone lends me a shovel. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I am open to suggestions...

I am open to suggestions...
I am open to suggestions just not to taking them! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...

Don't hate yourself in the morning...
Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Never insult an alligator..

Never insult an alligator..
.. until after you have crossed the river. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Marriage means...

Marriage means...
.. commitment, of course so does insanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffe mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Never wrestle with a pig..

Never wrestle with a pig..
Never wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it! - Choose between 3 different designed font / designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and bumper stickers.

Lord, if I can't be skinny..

Lord, if I can't be skinny..
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T - shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

We all have problems..

We all have problems..
.. mine are just more important than yours! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I tried to contain myself..

I tried to contain myself..
.. but I escaped - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

If something goes without...

If something goes without...
If something goes without saying, let it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

A good fantasy

A good fantasy
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I don't suffer from stress..

I don't suffer from stress..
.. I'm merely a carrier - On T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Lead me not into temptation...

Lead me not into temptation...
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Lost in thought...

Lost in thought...
I just got lost in thought, it was an unfamiliar territory - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm Objective

I'm Objective
I'm objective, I object to everything! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Love at first sight

Love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Guardian angel..

Guardian angel..
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly - Choose between 3 different font / text color on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

If life gives you lemons..

If life gives you lemons..
.. throw them at someone! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, bags, mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I don't like the drugs..

I don't like the drugs..
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me. - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I have an inferiority complex..

I have an inferiority complex..
.. but it's not a very good one. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I get enough exercise...

I get enough exercise...
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! - Choose between 3 different colored fonts on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and stickers.

There are some strings..

There are some strings..
.. they're just not attached. - T-shirts, shirts, and stickers.

I don't necessarily agree..

I don't necessarily agree..
.. with everything I say! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Live Forever..

Live Forever..
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags and stickers.

I'm not prejudice

I'm not prejudice
I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

The more I learn...

The more I learn...
The more I learn the less I understand. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Closed minds..

Closed minds..
If only closed minds came with closed mouths! - Choose between two different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bumper stickers, and stickers.

I'm not cynical...

I'm not cynical...
.. I'm just experienced! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Warning! Contains...

Warning! Contains...
.. bitterness and resentment - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

You're Unique!

You're Unique!
Always remember you're unique just like everyone else! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers.

P.M.S. ...

P.M.S. ...
.. Punish Men Severely! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I don't mind coming to work..

I don't mind coming to work..
.. but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I still miss my EX..

I still miss my EX..
.. but my aim is improving! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

The torture never stops!

The torture never stops!
T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

I'm gonna survive...

I'm gonna survive...
.. even if it kills me! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.



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