Funny Sayings T-Shirts & Gifts
Here's our funny sayings t-shirts & gifts. There's also funny quotes t-shirts, funny slogans t-shirts, and funny statement t-shirts. It's all about humor saying t-shirts & gifts in this section, and humorous slogans t-shirts, also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.
Damn I'm Good! If you're good at what you do and you know it, and want others to know it, show it with these novelty products. |
Twinkle Twinkle I'm a Star Parody from the popular nursery rhyme: "Twinkle Twinkle little star" with Cute pink and purple stars surrounding it on T-Shirts & Products. |
Be a Vampire When all the little girls wanted to be a Ballet Dancer, I wanted to be a Vampire. Inspired by Angelina Jolie. Novelty and original T-Shirts & Gifts. |
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Dog Years Humor In Dog Years - I'm Dead! Funny saying with a cartoon illustration of a dog. Multiply your age by 7, and see how old you'd be in dog years. See this fun and silly quote on our T-Shirts & Gifts. |
Shit Happens We all know that "shit happens", for some more often than not. Funny image of a bear stealing a tent while someone is out camping. See this design on our Tees, Apparels, and Products. |
Don't Piss Me Off! Don't Piss Me Off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Funny saying / quote. Offensive smartass quote. |
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Crazy Friends You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps. See this funny and humorous sweet saying design with a silly panda image on our T-Shirts & Gifts. |
Best Friends They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public - Funny quote / saying about best friends on our T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, and many more. |
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Let the stress begin! Does stress start in the morning, at the job, certain places you go? This quote/saying is perfect for any stressful situation. |
HELL I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised! - Funny and humorous statement on our t-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
Short Attention Span They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a Chicken! - See this design on our apparels and products. |
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Short Attention Span They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a kitty! See this funny design on our apparels and products. This ADD design with a cat / kitty image. |
Short Attention Span.. I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh, look a kitty! - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, thongs, boxers, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
SAVE A HORSE... RIDE A COWBOY...On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins,and stickers and more. |
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Hear No Evil... Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. - Three monkeys with text. T-shirts, shirts, dog shirts, tile box, tile coasters, mugs, mousepads, journals / blank books, magnets, buttons, stickers, and mor |
Hear No Evil... Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Have no fun. - On the t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, etc, the monkeys are lined up straight. See this design on our apparels and products. |
Hear No Evil Penguin Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil. - With 3 Penguins. Instead of the usual monkeys, have it with penguins. See this design on all our apparels and many of our products. |
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All Stressed Out! And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
First-Class Forgetter First-Class Forgetter! - For the really forgetful people! Comes in two different styles of font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Housework... My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Choose between two different font/text on T-Shirts, Shirts, bags, mugs, aprons, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more. |
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Closed Minds Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Comes in dark and/or light colored fonts on our apparels and products. |
I am right ... My opinions may have change but not the fact that I am right! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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I'm not totally useless.. .. I can be used as a bad example. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers. |
Not Your Fault I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! Shirts, Mugs, Bumper Stickers and Bags. |
Save a Horse... Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins, and stickers. |
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Science Fiction When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - See this funny line on many of our products. |
Dancing Skeletons If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - See this quote / saying on many, many, products & apparels! |
Danger! Contents... Danger! Contents under extreme pressure - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more. |
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I'm Bored Please entertain me, I'm bored. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid's shirts, infants, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
I've lowered my expectations.. .. to the point where they've already been met! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Popularity Popularity is a social disease. Funny and humorous t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, caps, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more. |
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America Land of the Free... America Land of the Free - Some Restrictions May Apply. 3 different designs to choose from. |
I don't care Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers. |
I often quote myself... I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
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One of the keys to happiness.. . is a bad memory! - T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, tote bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Just because I don't care.. .. doesn't mean I'm not listening! - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Live Forever ... I intend to live forever - So far so good! - Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products. |
To Be This Poor! I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. - Shirts, T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers and Bags. |
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Waiting for Mr.Right On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
WoMEN Problem Mental anxiety, Mental breakdown, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets. |
Déjà Vu Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, stickers, and fridge ma |
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I love reality shows.. .. I hate reality! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, mugs, steins, bumper stickers. |
I'm not afraid to die.. .. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and much more! |
Stress! Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it! |
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I thought I wanted a career.. .. turns out I just wanted paychecks! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
The Wild Life On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, keepsake boxes, tile coasters, tiled pictures, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
WARNING Contains Bitterness & Resentment On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more. |
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Damn Right I'm Good... Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I'm not a pack rat... ..I'm a collector. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more! |
Everyone seems normal.. .. until you get to know them. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers. |
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I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed! On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, black shirts, kid shirts, underwears, bags, and more! |
Nothing is illegal ... Nothing is illegal until you get caught! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many more! |
Fantasize! .. You're less likely to be disapointed! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Rat Race I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese. - Funny saying and cartoons on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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Cows come and go... .. but bull lasts forever! - T-shirts, shirts, coffee mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
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Save the earth! It's the only... .. planet with CHOCOLATE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Don't rush me... .. I get paid by the hour! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
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WARNING! Blonde Thinking! T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, journals/blank books, postage pals, stickers, and more! |
Don't take life so seriously.. ..you can't get out alive. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, dog shirts, kid shirts, teddies, stickers, magnets, and more! |
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Stress is when ... .. you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize! On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, beer steins, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
If you can't stand the heat... If you can't stand the heat don't tickle the dragon! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Deja Moo: The feeling... Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, coffee & beer mugs, and fridge magnets. |
Divorce from the latin word... Divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
The devil made me do it! Funny saying on blaming satan when you did something wrong. See this religious humor quote with a cute devil image on our Tees & Gifts. |
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Lost in thought... .. it was unfamiliar territory, please send search party - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, beer steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Fisherman Saying Size isn't important unless you're a fisherman. - Funny saying for the hobby fishing. Even non fishermen enjoy this fishing design and humorous fish size pun. Tees, Apparels, & Products. |
Everytime I think I've hit... .. bottom, someone lends me a shovel. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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I am open to suggestions... I am open to suggestions just not to taking them! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Don't hate yourself in the morning... Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Never insult an alligator.. .. until after you have crossed the river. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Marriage means... .. commitment, of course so does insanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffe mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Never wrestle with a pig.. Never wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it! - Choose between 3 different designed font / designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and bumper stickers. |
Lord, if I can't be skinny.. Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T - shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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We all have problems.. .. mine are just more important than yours! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I tried to contain myself.. .. but I escaped - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
If something goes without... If something goes without saying, let it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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A good fantasy Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
I don't suffer from stress.. .. I'm merely a carrier - On T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Lead me not into temptation... Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Lost in thought... I just got lost in thought, it was an unfamiliar territory - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I'm Objective I'm objective, I object to everything! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
Love at first sight Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Guardian angel.. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly - Choose between 3 different font / text color on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
If life gives you lemons.. .. throw them at someone! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, bags, mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I don't like the drugs.. I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me. - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Pushing My Luck Humor I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! - Funny statement about exercising on Tshirts, shirts, bumper stickers, caps / hats. |
No Strings Attached .. they're just not attached. - Funny and humorous saying. See this funny statement on Tshirts, shirts, stickers, and caps/hats. |
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I don't necessarily agree.. .. with everything I say! - Funny and humorous quote by Marshall McLuhan on our T-Shirts, Shirts, Stickers,Caps and more. |
Live Forever Humor I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Funny word play statement on many different T-Shirts, Shirts, gears, Stickers, and more. |
Free of Prejudice Humor I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally! - No one can say you're prejudice against someone if you all hate everyone, can they? T-shirts and more. |
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Learning Confusion Humor The more I learn the less I understand. - Funny saying about studying or trying to get wiser and being more confused on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and more. |
Closed Minds If only closed minds came with closed mouths! - Gotta love dry humor that has truth! See this funny saying on Tees & Products. This humorous saying also comes in brown & blue. |
Cynical Humor Saying I'm not cynial, I'm just experienced! - Funny and humorous saying about not trusting. See this cynic saying on our many different T-shirts, shirts, mugs, stickers, and more. |
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Bitter and Resentment Saying Warning: Contains bitterness and resentment - Funny saying for when you're bitter and resent someone or something on T-Shirts, shirts, mugs, buttons, and more. |
You're Unique! Always remember you're unique just like everyone else! - Funny and clever saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers and more. |
P.M.S. Meaning P.M.S. Punish Men Severely! - Funny one liner about what PMS stands for on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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I don't mind coming to work.. .. but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! - Funny work saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers and more. |
I still miss my EX.. .. but my aim is improving! - Funny play on word saying. This humorous innuendo about past relationships on our many different TShirts and Products. |
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I'm gonna survive... .. even if it kills me! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
