Insult to Injury

"Ha ha ha!" "Tee hee hee!" "That's it, I'm leaving!"

These are just some of the many noises people have made on seeing the Insult to Injury crew performing their very special brand of comedy live on stage. There's puppetry, film, song, dance, and, sometimes, nipples.

You should come, too. See the website (www.insulttoinjury.co.uk) for details of the next show...

To pass the time before then, why not buy some lovely merchandise. It would make us happy, and richer, and will be a cool starting point for conversations with strangers on trains.

Who knows, maybe you'll talk to one you like, fall in love, marry them, have two lovely children, and live in a big house with a rose garden. Maybe then your love will die of something horrible, leaving you dribbly and incontinent and a drain on the ever-decreasing resources of your overworked children. Maybe they will start to become alcoholics as you spit out the food they have mashed into a pulp especially for you, and forget who they are. Maybe you will curse the day you ever bought the merchandise. And maybe not, who knows?

Why not find out by buying some?