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A collections of quotes, sayings & attitude designs on t-shirts, mugs, mousepads & more. Humor, funny, clever and just gotta have text t-shirts! You'll never know what you'll find within these walls.

Relax... I'm a massage therapist	Happiness Massage You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a massage and that's basically the same thing!	Rather Be Giving Massages All great massage therapists love doing what they do best!
Who Voted For Your Marriage? Simply said. Who voted for your marriage? Support gay rights!	Gay Christian Another Christian who happens to be gay.	Treating Equal Supporting Gay Rights. Weren't we taught to treat everyone equal?
Don't Flaunt It I don't care if you are straight, just don't flaunt it in public!	When Did You Decide? Let's turn the tables shall we... when did you decide to be straight?	Polygamy Wish Polygamy humor for the guys! What man wouldn't love multiple wives? I don't have a problem with polygamy... now if I could just talk my wife into it!
I'd Rather Be Drawing Are you an artist who doesn't go anywhere without your sketch pad? Do you feel naked without your drawing tablet? Let the world know what you would rather be doing....	Normals Overrated Everybody knows that being normal is overrated.	Making Sense Making sense just isn't your thing, is it? Those who love t-shirts with quotes that say what they want to say will love this.
Blonde Nightmare For the brunettes & redheads! Last night I had a nightmare I was blonde! Or.. maybe a blonde should wear it? Your choice.	Lastest & Greatest T-shirt This is the latest, greatest, must have t-shirt. And it's mine. Everyone wants to have the "in" fashions this season, right? This is what's popular for back to school.	Sarcasm a body's natural defense against stupid people. How true is that? Great humor quote for those who are naturally sarcastic!
I'm Blogging This Are you the one who is known for blogging everything? Have you been heard saying "I'm so blogging this?". Here's the t-shirt for you.. great gift for bloggers!	Blogging - It's not worth it. If you don't blog about it, it wasn't worth it. Right? Of course! True quote for the blogger in you. On t-shirts and mugs... for those coffee blogging mornings.	Remember my Name (Blog) The high tech version - remember my name, you'll be blogging it in the morning! Makes a great gift for the blogger in your life. Perfect for the college students!
Remember my Name (Blog) The high tech version - remember my name, you'll be blogging it in the morning! Makes a great gift for the blogger in your life. Perfect for the college students!	I'm So Old - Nuts Re-designed by request (more like popular demand!). "I'm so old I can't remember where my nuts are!" Great birthday gift for that 50th, 60th, 70th birthday... heck any "old" birthday. Great gag gift f	Hop Your Own Way Hop your own way! Cute, but different design for this Easter. Heck, this one ain't just for Easter!
God Showing Off When God made me he was just showing off! The perfect design for babies, kids & adults! Cute, colorful and something everyone will love.	Smokin' Hot! Great gift for the hottie in your life... tell her she's smokin' hot with this cute design on a t-shirt, mug or even a teddy bear!	Morning Person Not a morning person, doesn't even begin to cover it.
Build a Bridge.. .... and get over it! Great quote for anyone who has the wee bit of an attitude. As heard on Hannah Montana, too!	Sprinkle Drama Queen Did someone sprinkle drama queen in your oatmeal? Quote from Hannah Montana - every girl will want this t-shirt!	Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Thats What She Said Made by request - thats what she said! (She actually did say that, the request, that is. He says it, though... Oh never mind.)	Say Hello Say hello to my little friend!	Empty Nest Is it considered an empty nest even though their crap is still in the basement? Great for all moms & dads of kids going off to college!
Lord, give me peace Lord, give me peace before I go to pieces. Great gift idea for mothers, wives or anyone with a stressful life. T-shirts, mugs & more.	Over The Hill Humorous design for anyone "over the hill"!	Age is Just a Number .... and mine is unlisted! Funny quote for any age.
I'm Not Stubborn ... my way is just better!	I'm Retired I'm retired. Go around me. Bumper stickers, hats & t-shirts for those in retirement. Who moves fast when they don't have to anyway?	I'm Not a Twin Perfect to toddlers and adult too! Popular with the teenagers! Just be happy I'm not a twin!
Let's Face It - Ever feel like your only hope is to win the lottery? Don't be shy.. say it how it is!	Old Fart Best part of becoming a senior citizen is the discount, right? Let them know it!	I'm so old I'm so old I can sneeze, cough, fart & pee all at the same time.
Well La De Frickin' Da! You really care, now don't you? Get a giggle from anyone with this clever quote!	I'm so old... where are my nuts? Too old to find your nuts?	Empty Nest Is it considered an empty nest even though their crap is still in the basement? Great for all moms & dads of kids going off to college!
I Was Born To Do This For the women - a quote from Joan of Ark. "I am not afraid…I was born to do this." A great saying for any woman for any reason!	I'd Date You but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. Are you the kind who just doesn't want to be rude?	Flakes for Best Friends Here's a cute little winter design to make your best friends giggle! Some of my best friends are flakes! (Actually, in my case, they all are!)
Perfect View	Genuis by Birth redone Request for a more "colorful" genius by birth, slacker by choice. One of our more popular designs!	Kiss a Toad?
Today - Tomorrow - Yesterday Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!	I believe in angels, I believe in Angels, the kind that Heaven sends I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends	Take The Time If you feel sorry for the ones who say; "I didn't take the time" don't be the one who says; "I don't have the time". Take the time with your parents, grandparents and family... you don't know when you
An Hour A Day An hour out of your day might throw off your schedule, but it could be the hour a memory is made. Too often we say "I don't have time"... what happens when there is no time left?	Friends... Friends are relatives you make for yourself. Great gift for any friend... or all your friends... in your life! Makes a great birthday present.	Think About It. Cute little thought, diaper spelled backwards is repaid. Hmmm Makes you wonder, huh? Great for any new parent or Mother's Day/Father's Day gift!
God's Apology	Gomer Because sometimes you just are a gomer.	Punt I've found over the years that only a football fan understands this life's quote. Something the only thing left to do is punt. Then see what happens and hope for the best!
I want it 1. I Want it. 2. You buy it for me. 3. Any questions? Perfect for anyone who's spoiled (or think they are...)!	I Tried To Be Good I tried to be good.... but I got bored!	Frogs Have It Easy
Exchange Policy? Ever have one of those days where you would like to exchange your life for someone else's? Is there such a thing? Wouldn't it be nice to have an exchange policy on life! Cute, humorous design on t-shi	Judge me all you want Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.	Life is too short Life's Way Too Short To Stay On Topic
Angel/Devil Admit it.. you are an angel trapped in a devil's body.	Motivational Speaker I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker!	Blah Blah Blah Created with love for my friend, Sal, who has this habit of ending alot of "he said/she said" comments with "Blah blah blah". Cracks me up each time I hear her say it and it only seemed fitting that i
Does this body...??? Be proud! Great gift idea for pregnant moms-to-be, too!	Soulmates Great gift idea for weddings, anniversaries or just to say I love you. When you've found your soulmate, the search is over.	Is Love the answer? A simple little question about love.
Press 1 for English We live in America, we speak English! I get tired of the spanish versions of everything, don't you?	Belly Button My niece is the one to thank for this one. Not sure why, but she loves to tell everyone she has a belly button. Oh... and she's in college.	Politically Incorrect The whole world is politically incorrect! Be proud!
Jinx's Goob Jinxy... this one's for you.