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T-shirts & gifts with insanity as the punchline! Get a laugh from these designs bringing out the lighter side of the part of all of us that is a little nuts!

Life Gives You Melons.... If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic	Allow Me To Introduce Myselves Make them take a double take! Allow me to introduce myselves... just a bit insane for those with more than one personality!	Insanity Lifestyle Insanity isn't a diagnosis, it's a lifestyle! Dare to wear this t-shirt at a job interview... or meeting the parents for the first time. Make an impression!
Other Shirt is a Strait Jacket Embrace your insanity with this t-shirt! "My other shirt is a strait jacket" Great for a quick, cheap Halloween costume or perfect for everyday wear.	Strait Jacket My other shirt is a straight jacket. Perfect for those who are proud of their insanity and embrace it. Just like a hug.	Am I Confused Or Not? I'm confused... wait, maybe I'm not!
Insanity Passed On Who says you can't inherit things from your children? Quirky little quote that has always been one of my favorites!	Luminol Ruined Everything Luminol ruins everything, doesn't it? You just can't seem to get away with anything anymore.	My Wife's Head All husbands know the feeling - doing whatever the voices in the wife's head them them to do!
Serial Killer in Training	Luminol Ruined My Whole Plan Great saying for anyone who's a fan of CSI-like crime shows!	Take a Pill for That Cute little quote about caring... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Go to the dark side but does it have cookies?	Serial Killers I'm not obsessed with serial killers... I'm in training.	I Can't Afford Therapy I Can't Afford Therapy - so deal with it! Show your attitude with this simple statement of your insanity!
They Are Out to Get You	Distaste the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor	Excuse me... have you seen my sanity Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Hey! Great gift for a mom!
die strangely Support your local medical examiner: die strangely	Suicidal Twin Newsworthy....	Little People in the TV They do, don't they? Who's going to help them get out of the tv if you don't?
Maybe Life After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me: 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.	I like to Hug Myself Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket. I like it because I like to hug myself!	Psycho Bitch Bug me and I'll kill ya.
Big Teddy Bear I'm just a big teddy bear... filled with razor blades!	My Hormones Called My hormones called	I'm Smiling I'm smiling because you have finally driven me insane
No PMS No I don't have PMS, I just really hate you.	Crime Shows Do you watch a lot of crime shows? Do people ask you if you are studying to be a serial killer? Here's the perfect t-shirt for you! CSI & forensic training, maybe? Gotta learn the best way to hide tho	Shut up, Voices Cute little saying about the voices in your head. If they don't shut up, poke them with a q-tip!
Mental Problems This one makes me laugh. I was screwing around, bored, and made this little person. Something told me I had to use her... and telling someone they have a mental problem was the best way!	Support Mental Health Support mental health... or I'll kill you! Quirky quote with a psychotic twist!	Rational Insanity Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. One of my favorites!
When I Crack Requested by my dear husband. He claims some day he'll crack and that.. well I will be the one to go when he does! Does that mean I will make him crack?	Stop the World Sick of the world? Having a bad day? Stop the world, I wanna get off!!!	Over-rated
I Found My Sanity	Sanity Not Welcomed Like your life a little on the insane side? Perfect for you!