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Protective Fathers Dad will love our "Protective Fathers" design on a t-shirt, coffee / beer mug or other product stating that protective fathers don't mind going back to prison. Perfect for dads with daughters dating o |
Psychotic Housewife Are you a housewife with an evil side to you? Maybe your husband thinks you watch too many crime shows and is starting to worry that you are doing research instead of just enjoying the program.... may |
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Invisaowie Invisaowie - [in-VIS-uh-awhw-ee] noun: An owie that's so small you can't see it—but still requires a bandage to stop the crying. |
Fatherhood - Paybacks Fatherhood - payback for being a rotten kid. Cute, funny humorous saying for the dad who has a sense of humor. |
I'm the Dad! Put it to them bluntly.. damn straight...you're the dad. Dads with attitude will love opening this gift up on Father's Day and show it off proudly! |
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It's a Father's Life for Me! Dad love pirates? Kids love pirates? They will love our It's a Father's Life For Me design on a t-shirt, sticker or other great gift. Arg Ye Mateys! |
Go Play in Traffic When dad's annoyed, what does he say? "Go play in traffic", of course. Great father's day t-shirt, mug or other gift for your greatest dad full of attitude. |
You're Grounded! Perfect dadism for dad (or a momism). You're grounded until the end of the world or until I say different, whichever comes first. Great for parents of teens! |
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Uphill both ways Who hasn't heard Grandpa or Dad tell this story at least a dozen times? When I was your age, I walked to school in the snow - uphill both ways! |
Are We There Yet? No! We are NOT there yet! Perfect "dadism" for dad this Father's Day.... or birthday, Christmas or just to give Dad a laugh. How many times has your father yelled this to the back seat on a family tr |
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Best Stepfather I'm the best stepdad 'cause I still wanted these crazy kids after I met them. Great gift idea for all stepfathers. |
Fatherhood - Equipment Fatherhood - just because you have the equipment doesn't mean you know how to play. Great gift idea for Father's Day! |
Dads Rules for Daughters Dating 1. No dating boys older than you 2. No dating boys younger than you 3. He must have 3 jobs and a 4.0 GPA 4. Not until you're 40 |
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Scariest Place on Earth - Fatherhood Perfect for the dad who is into skulls... or the father who know the true fear of being a father. |
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You Can't Scare Me - Daughters The one that started it all. Created for my husband; the proud dad of two daughters! What is more scary than raising daughters? Many designs to choose from. |
Daddys Against Daughters Dating Ever father of daughters belongs to this club. Daddys Against Daughters Dating. Great gift for Fathers Day! Goes great with our You Can't Scare Me I Have Daughters. |
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Good Time with my Daughter Go ahead and have a good time with my daughter... I'll be sitting here... cleaning my gun. Great Father's Day gift for dads with daughters! Goes great with our "You Can't Scare Me, I Have Daughters" t |
Dad's Birth Control Grab this perfect t-shirt for the dads with daughters dating. Dad's Birth Control. Stick the fear of God (or Dad) into those dates that come knocking on the door. Great idea for Father's Day or Christ |
Rule #1 for datingmy daughter Great for dads who want to put the fear of God into their daughter's dates... or to embarrass their daughter, either way. T-shirts, sweatshirt and even stickers. |
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Going Back to Prison Perfect for mom & dad to wear the night of prom, the first date or every date! I Don't Mind if You Date My Daughter - I don't mind going back to prison, either. Makes the perfect gift for dads! |
Wanna Date My Daughter, Do You? So you wanna date my daughter, do you? This t-shirt design will send the message to those boyfriends. Great gift for dad. |
Prison Date Got one of those dad's with the attitude every teenage daughter loves to hate? Imagine your daughters' date meeting you for the first time wearing this! |
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Ruler of Your Universe I may look like a potbellied, balding, middle-age dimwit, but when it comes to dating my daughter, I am the ruler of your universe. -Great gift idea for dads with daughters who are dating. Christmas |
Date my Little Girl Got one of those dad's with the attitude every teenage daughter loves to hate? Imagine your daughters' date meeting you for the first time wearing this! |
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Assembly & Product Safety Testing Parenting - A degree in Assembly & Product Safety Testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. The truth of parenting. |
Dads Against Daughters Growing Up Great one for dads! Who wants their daughter dating... or even growing up? Thats what it boils down to, after all. If they don't grow up, there are no boy problems! |
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How To Survive Fatherhood A tough job; fatherhood. How's a man to survive? By acting like he doesn't know anything, of course! Great for new dads & old dads alike. |
Best Stepmother Get your best stepmother this funny design... it's guaranteed to make her smile and fill her heart up with love!Says: "I'm the best stepmom 'cause I still wanted these crazy kids after I met them!" |
Kick Ass Mom For the hip & popular mom. Kick Ass Mom. Show mom that she is the best with this perfect design. |
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Mean Moms Member Proud Member of The Mean Moms of America - insisting on knowing where our children are at all times. All good mothers are a member of this group. |
Baby - Coming Soon! Show off your pregnancy with this cute Hollywood movie preview. Title, showing and the pregnancy guidance NOT suggested warning! |
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Mom Knows Best But nobody listens. Every mom will appreciate this true quote. Get her the gift she'll love. |
Confused Parent of teenagers All it takes is trying to parent a teenager to fall into complete confusing. Perfect gift for Mothers Day or Fathers Day! |
iMom Got yourself a tech mom? Need a gift that describes her new ageness? iMom is great for new moms & experienced! |
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Raising Teenagers Ever have one of those days? Raising teenagers can make the impossible seem possible. |
Parents Eat Their Young Parents of teenagers completely understand why some animals eat their young. Grab this true saying tshirt or other gift for your mom or dad. They will love ya for it. |
Stolen Sanity Help me. Teenagers have stolen my sanity and they won't give it back. Great design for a t-shirt or coffee cup gift for parents, teachers or anyone who has teenagers in their life. |
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M.A.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating Dads don't get all the fun.... Ever mother of daughters belongs to this club. M.A.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating. Goes great with our You Can't Scare Me I Have Daughters. |
Domestically Disabled Is your mom - or are you - domestically disabled? No Martha Stewart? No Betty Crocker? |
Parenting 101 - Failed Great parents fail parenting! Grab this t-shirt or mug for your failed parent. Great for Mothers Day & Fathers Day. |
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Coolest Mom. Ever. Stare if you must. Every cool mom has to have one of these! Great for moms of babies, toddlers or even teenagers. |
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Calling Me Mommy Who are these people and why are they calling me mommy? Any mother has said this once or twice! |
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Scheduled Naptimes Oh admit it - your kids' nap times are scheduled around your soaps! Don't be shy, every soap addicted mom does it! |
P.T.A. Reject Is your mom a P.T.A. reject? Not your typical homeroom mom, but you still think she's the best? This one will make her feel special! |
Baby Mommy A twist on the "baby daddy" craze... everybody has a baby mommy, right? Great humor gift for mom for Mother's Day, birthdays & more! |
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Calling Me Mama Who are these people and why are they calling me mama? Any mother has said this once or twice! |
Mommy Dearest Give your mommy dearest the perfect gift with this design on a t-shirt or other gift... make her Mother's Day or birthday one she won't forget! |
Kids Birthday Why do kids get to celebrate birthdays anyway? I don't think they did much work that day. |
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Escaped Mom We've all been there - had those 10 minutes while we went to the store or to the mailbox and just wanted the world to know you were by yourself! |
Mean Moms of America Show your children you are proud to be the mean mom they keep telling you that you are! |
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Mean Mothers of America Are you a member of M.M.O.A.? Do you want your children to think you are the way you are due to an obligation of this group? While other kids ate candy for breakfast, did you make your kids have cerea |
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100 Mothers Pefect Mother's Day gift! On a clear night you can hear the voice of a hundred mothers - Oh how I wish bathrooms had sound-proof walls! Doesn't every mother wish for that? |
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Crabby Mommy Powers Cute t-shirt for any mom! "Don't make me use my crabby mommy powers!" Mom will get a laugh out of this one - great idea for birthdays or Mother's Day. |
Meanest Mom In The Whole Wide World You aren't a mom until you have been called the "meanest mom in the whole world"! Then you know you have done right by your kids... don't worry, they'll love ya for it later. |
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Mom on a rampage Put a little humor in Mom's life - or maybe it's not humor? Should everyone be warned when Mom is on a rampage? Great t-shirt gift idea for Mother's Day or even a coffee cup! |
Love of a Stepmother The only difference between the love of a stepmother and the love of a mother is the pain of childbirth. Need a unique gift idea for your stepmom? |
StepMom - Just Mom! Got a wonderful stepmom that you are proud to just call "Mom"?? Give her this "just mom" gift for Mother's Day - something she'll cherish for years to come! |
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Because I'm the Mom Mom with attitude? Show how serious you really are when they ask why! Any other questions? |
Making Motherhood Look Good Are you a hot mommy? Do you make motherhood look good? Maybe you have a hot mom? Either way, here's a great idea for any good looking mom. |
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Not Easy Being Mom Sure, a little bit of a slam on dad, but you gotta smile when you see this one - it's not easy being Mom... if it was, dads would do it! Truth in parenting! |
Wow! Mom! Mom is just wow - upside down! Great for all moms on Mothers Day, Christmas, birthdays or just to say she's special! |
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Simply Surviving Have you raised your teenagers? You survived! Great for any parent who has gone through the teen years with their son or daughter. Wear this t-shirt to your teenagers graduation! Great gift idea! |
I Survived Teenagers Have you raised your teenagers? You survived! Great for any parent who has gone through the teen years with their son or daughter. Wear this t-shirt to your teenagers graduation! Great gift idea! |
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The Toddler Years Every parent knows that once you've survived the toddler years you have accomplished something... but does it get better after that? Can even work for a toddler's t-shirt! Either way!! |
Proud Parent Whats the best part of your daughter graduating from high school? She's finally moving out! |
Parent Graduation Whats the best part of your son graduating from high school? He's finally moving out! |
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Free Hugs & Kisses While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; parenting supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, uncondi |
Parenthood - Adrenaline Rush Any mom and dad knows that you don't need skydiving or bungee jumping to feel an adrenaline rush - just become a parent! That's the REAL adrenaline rush! |
Sooner or later... ... we all quote our mothers! Great gift for any new mom! As much as you say you won't, you know you will! :) |
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I Take My Kids Everywhere For the mom with an evil humor side! I take my kids everywhere, but they always find their way home! |
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The Best Part About Being Pregnant! The best thing about being pregnant is… I don’t have to hold my stomach in! Perfect for all those moms to be! |
Pregnant Sexy A little bit of a boost of sexy for those women who lost the sexy feeling of being fat & pregnant! |
Creating Life When you are pregnant, big as a house with swollen ankles and cravings no normal person should crave, don't you just want to scream; "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M CREATING LIFE OVER HERE?" Hey, it's a perfect |
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Kick Out of This Originally designed for a maternity top, but really this design can mean just about anything! |
Back Seat to Baby Seat Makes a great gift for a baby shower! Any fan of cars or racing will get a kick out of this design - from the back seat to the baby seat in 9 months flat! |
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Children Brighten Up A Household every parent knows the answer to this - they never turn the lights off!!! |
Not Me & I Don't Know These two live in every house with kids and every parent is on the hunt to find them. When I find them I'm going to throw them outta this house! |
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