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T-shirts & gifts for moms & dads! New parents, old parents.. all mom & dad items. One stop shop for Mothers Day, Fathers Day and all holidays before & after! Maternity t-shirts, too! Find more designs in our Father's Day section and our Mother's Day shops (located in our Holiday shop!)

Before You Date Our Daughter

Before You Date Our Daughter
Know that her dad can dig one hell of a hole and her mom is one hell of a gardener!

Moms With Daughters

Moms With Daughters
Guns don't kill people... MOMS with daughters kill people!

Get an Alibi

Get an Alibi
attention to those little punks who want to date my daughter..gimme a reason and I'll get an alibi!

M.A.D.D. Shoot the First One

M.A.D.D. Shoot the First One
M.A.D.D. ... Moms Against Daughters Dating! Shoot the first one and the word spreads.

World's Greatest Dad

World's Greatest Dad
It's a fact that the WORLD'S loudest farts, producing the GREATEST, most awful smell, come from DAD!

Take My Children Everywhere

Take My Children Everywhere
I take my children everywhere.. but the keep finding their way back home!

Shotgun, Shovel & an Alibi

Shotgun, Shovel & an Alibi
Yes I have a beautiful daughter. I also have a shotgun, a shovel and an alibi.

DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating Douchebags

DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating Douchebags
Not all dads are against their daughters dating... but all of them are against them dating douchebags!

Rule For Dating My Son

Rule For Dating My Son
Simple. You can't.

Rules For Dating My Son

Rules For Dating My Son
There has to be rules for dating my son, too, not just my daughter!

Rule For Dating My Daughter:

Rule For Dating My Daughter:
Simple rule, you can't.

Grandpa Promotion

Grandpa Promotion
Great dads get promoted to grandpas!

Shotgun, Shovel & A Backyard

Shotgun, Shovel & A Backyard
a hint before you date my daughter... I've got a shotgun, a shovel and a backyard. Perfect for dads!

You Might Be a Dad - Legos

You Might Be a Dad - Legos
Dads will love our "You Might Be a Dad if..you suddenly have a deep understanding
of why your parents hated Legos! Perfect Father's Day gift idea!

Guns Don't Kill People - Dads

Guns Don't Kill People - Dads
Great gift for dad! Guns don't kill people - dads with daughters do! For the protective dad with daddy's little girl!

Dads Rules for Daughters Dating

Dads Rules for Daughters Dating
1. No dating boys older than you
2. No dating boys younger than you
3. He must have 3 jobs and a 4.0 GPA
4. Not until you're 40

Dad to the Bone

Dad to the Bone
For the bad ass dads out there... bad to the bone, uh - we mean DAD TO THE BONE!

Dad is the Boss

Dad is the Boss
Dad is the boss.... Mom said he could be. Perfect for every Dad for Father's Day, Christmas or birthdays! We're sure Dad will wear this one proudly.

Dad Knows Best

Dad Knows Best
but nobody listens! All dads will love the truthfulness out of this thoughtful gift.

Dating My Daughter - The Rules

Dating My Daughter - The Rules
10 simple, step by step instructions for the rules of dating my daughter. Something every father should have

Shoot The First One...

Shoot The First One...
Dad Against Daughters Dating... Shoot the first one and the word will spread!

Dads Against Daughters Growing Up

Dads Against Daughters Growing Up
Great one for dads! Who wants their daughter dating... or even growing up? Thats what it boils down to, after all. If they don't grow up, there are no boy problems!

Dad Out-of-Service

Dad Out-of-Service
Perfect to wear on Father's Day, your birthday or any other day you want to be out of service!

Dad with Daughters

Dad with Daughters
You don't mess with a dad with daughters!

Good Time with my Daughter

Good Time with my Daughter
Go ahead and have a good time with my daughter... I'll be sitting here...
cleaning my gun.
Great Father's Day gift for dads with daughters!

Dad's Birth Control

Dad's Birth Control
Grab this perfect t-shirt for the dads with daughters dating. Dad's Birth Control. Stick the fear of God (or Dad) into those dates that come knocking on the door. Great idea for Father's Day or Christ

Dad's Dating Advice

Dad's Dating Advice
Customer Request - Best Advice for Dads of Daughters Dating. Shoot the first one and the word will spread!

Rule #1 for datingmy daughter

Rule #1 for datingmy daughter
Great for dads who want to put the fear of God into their daughter's dates... or to embarrass their daughter, either way. T-shirts, sweatshirt and even stickers.

I'm the Dad!

I'm the Dad!
Put it to them bluntly.. damn straight...you're the dad. Dads with attitude will love opening this gift up on Father's Day and show it off proudly!

DADD Skull

DADD Skull
Ever father of daughters belongs to this club. Dads Against Daughters Dating.

Date my Little Girl

Date my Little Girl
Got one of those dad's with the attitude every teenage daughter loves to hate? Imagine your daughters' date meeting you for the first time wearing this!

Going Back to Prison

Going Back to Prison
Perfect for mom & dad to wear the night of prom, the first date or every date! I Don't Mind if You Date My Daughter - I don't mind going back to prison, either.
Makes the perfect gift for dads!

Wanna Date My Daughter, Do You?

Wanna Date My Daughter, Do You?
So you wanna date my daughter, do you? This t-shirt design will send the message to those boyfriends. Great gift for dad.

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy
Baby Daddy ... Are you the baby daddy?

Dad - Older Than Dirt

Dad - Older Than Dirt
Our Dad - Older Than Dirt design is perfect for any dad! Makes a great gift.

I'm Her Father, Any Questions?

I'm Her Father, Any Questions?
A picture is worth a thousand words, so show up at the door on her first date to show him that your daughter is protected by her daddy!

iDad

iDad
New age, tech dad? He'll love this "iDad" design on a t-shirt or mug!

Dad's Philosophy

Dad's Philosophy
Dad's philosophy on daughter's dating: shoot the first one and the word will spread.

Prison Date

Prison Date
Got one of those dad's with the attitude every teenage daughter loves to hate? Imagine your daughters' date meeting you for the first time wearing this!

Dad's Gun Violence

Dad's Gun Violence
Help lower gun violence... stay away from my daughter!

Fear? Marry My Little Girl

Fear? Marry My Little Girl
Need to put the fear of God into your future son-in-law?

Fatherhood - the toughest job you'll ever love.

Fatherhood - the toughest job you'll ever love.
Fatherhood - the toughest job you'll ever love.

Fatherhood - Equipment

Fatherhood - Equipment
Fatherhood - just because you have the equipment doesn't mean you know how to play. Great gift idea for Father's Day!

Fatherhood - Paybacks

Fatherhood - Paybacks
Fatherhood - payback for being a rotten kid. Cute, funny humorous saying for the dad who has a sense of humor.

Ruler of Your Universe

Ruler of Your Universe
I may look like a potbellied, balding, middle-age dimwit, but when it comes to dating my daughter, I am the ruler of your universe.
-Great gift idea for dads with daughters who are dating. Christmas

Shotgun, Shovel & Backyard

Shotgun, Shovel & Backyard
For dad to wear meeting those first dates - What you need to know before you date my daughter. I have a shotgun, a shovel & a backyard.

Protective Fathers

Protective Fathers
Dad will love our "Protective Fathers" design on a t-shirt, coffee / beer mug or other product stating that protective fathers don't mind going back to prison. Perfect for dads with daughters dating o

Like my Little Girl

Like my Little Girl
Perfect for the dad with a sense of humor!
So you like my little girl? Do did the last guy she dated....
let the boyfriends read between the lines. Great for Father's Day!

Dig the Hole

Dig the Hole
Before you date my daughter know that I can dig one hell of a hole and her mom is one hell of a gardener.

StepDad - Just Dad!

StepDad - Just Dad!
Got a wonderful stepdad that you are proud to just call "Dad"?? Give him this "just dad" gift for Father's Day - something he'll cherish for years to come!

 Best Stepfather

Best Stepfather
I'm the best stepdad 'cause I still wanted these crazy kids after I met them. Great gift idea for all stepfathers.

Calling me Daddy

Calling me Daddy
Who are these people and why are they calling me daddy? Any dad has said this once or twice!

spider squisher daddy

spider squisher daddy
Perfect gift for the perfect spider squisher daddy!

Calling me Dad

Calling me Dad
Who are these people and why are they calling me dad? Any dad has said this once or twice!

Be A Father

Be A Father
It is much easier to become a father than to be one.

Real Men - Wipe Boogers

Real Men - Wipe Boogers
Everyone knows that a real man can do all sorts of manly things - but can he wipe boogers?

Because I'm the Dad

Because I'm the Dad
Perfect Father's Day gift for every dad out there who has to scream this at least once a day! Go ahead dads, stomp your feet and have a fit of your own!

World's Best Farter (oops.. FATHER!)

World's Best Farter (oops.. FATHER!)
For the dad who loves to blame the dog, the kid, the ducks.... Perfect gift for Father's Day!

I am Father

I am Father
Take a break from "Worlds Greatest Dad"! Cute saying for any dad for Fathers Day. I am Father... hear me snore!

A Father's Success

A Father's Success
In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.

Brand New Daddy - In Training

Brand New Daddy - In Training
Know of a new father? Great gift for the future daddy!

Go Ask Your Mother

Go Ask Your Mother
Go ask your mother, I'm not dad right now.

Uphill both ways

Uphill both ways
Who hasn't heard Grandpa or Dad tell this story at least a dozen times? When I was your age, I walked to school in the snow - uphill both ways!

Are We There Yet?

Are We There Yet?
No! We are NOT there yet! Perfect "dadism" for dad this Father's Day.... or birthday, Christmas or just to give Dad a laugh. How many times has your father yelled this to the back seat on a family tr

You're Grounded!

You're Grounded!
Perfect dadism for dad (or a momism). You're grounded until the end of the world or until I say different, whichever comes first. Great for parents of teens!

Go Play in Traffic

Go Play in Traffic
When dad's annoyed, what does he say? "Go play in traffic", of course. Great father's day t-shirt, mug or other gift for your greatest dad full of attitude.

Son's First Hero - Daughter's First Love

Son's First Hero - Daughter's First Love
Dad - a son's first Hero, a daughter's first Love.

It's a Father's Life for Me!

It's a Father's Life for Me!
Dad love pirates? Kids love pirates? They will love our It's a Father's Life For Me design on a t-shirt, sticker or other great gift. Arg Ye Mateys!

Scariest Place on Earth - Fatherhood

Scariest Place on Earth - Fatherhood
Perfect for the dad who is into skulls... or the father who know the true fear of being a father.

Meanest Mom

Meanest Mom
You aren't a mom until you have been called the "meanest mom in the whole world"! Then you know you have done right by your kids... don't worry, they'll love ya for it later.

Mean Moms of America

Mean Moms of America
Show your children you are proud to be the mean mom they keep telling you that you are!

Mean Moms Member

Mean Moms Member
Proud Member of The Mean Moms of America - insisting on knowing where
our children are at all times. All good mothers are a member of this group.

Mean Mothers of America

Mean Mothers of America
Are you a member of M.M.O.A.? Do you want your children to think you are the way you are due to an obligation of this group? While other kids ate candy for breakfast, did you make your kids have cerea

Mean Mom

Mean Mom
While other kids ate candy for breakfast, did you make your kids have cereal, eggs, and toast? When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, did your kids have to eat sandwiches? Are you a Mean Mom

Meanest Mom In The Whole Wide World

Meanest Mom In The Whole Wide World
You aren't a mom until you have been called the "meanest mom in the whole world"! Then you know you have done right by your kids... don't worry, they'll love ya for it later.

M.M.O.A. - Mean Moms

M.M.O.A. - Mean Moms
Proud Member of The Mean Moms of America - All good mothers are a member of this group.

M.A.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating

M.A.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating
Dads don't get all the fun.... Ever mother of daughters belongs to this club. M.A.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating. Goes great with our You Can't Scare Me I Have Daughters.

M.O.M. - Master

M.O.M. - Master
M.O.M. - Master of Multitasking! Make her feel appreciated with this REAL definition of MOM!

I Am Mom (You Dont' Wanna) Hear Me Roar.

I Am Mom (You Dont' Wanna) Hear Me Roar.
For the mom who has a roar worse than her bite! Perfect for Mother's Day or mom's birthday... I Am Mom (You Dont' Wanna) Hear Me Roar.

Mom Out-of-Service

Mom Out-of-Service
Perfect to wear on Mothers Day, your birthday or any other day you want to be out of service!

Mom - Bad to the Bone

Mom - Bad to the Bone
For the tough mom! Bad to the Bone... pink skull and all.

Motherhood

Motherhood
Motherhood - the toughest job you'll ever love.

Meanest Mom - Job Well Done

Meanest Mom - Job Well Done
Do your kids call you the meanest mom in the whole wide world? Do you have the meanest mom? There's a reason for mean moms! Makes a great gift!

Mothers Understand

Mothers Understand
What is a mother? One who understands what a child does not say. Perfect gift for any mother or mother-to-be.

Mother's Love

Mother's Love
Mothers are what love is made of! Great saying for mom this Mother's Day.. on a tshirt, mug or even a keepsake box. She'll love the quote that speaks the truth.

Mom on a rampage

Mom on a rampage
Put a little humor in Mom's life - or maybe it's not humor? Should everyone be warned when Mom is on a rampage? Great t-shirt gift idea for Mother's Day or even a coffee cup!

I Catch Vomit

I Catch Vomit
At some point, every parent has this super power - the ability to catch vomit, in mid air, in your hands!

Perfect Mom

Perfect Mom
Of course we'd all like to be perfect moms, but who has the time to try to pefect that when we are too busy raising the munchkins?

Just One Kiss

Just One Kiss
Mommies have the power to make owies go away in just one kiss! Perfect for Mother's Day, mom's birthday, baby shower gift... or any day for mom!

Mom

Mom
Simply put - "Mom". Designed with a simple red rose, the symbol of love.

#1 Mommy

#1 Mommy
Do you have the #1 Mommy? Want her to show it off that she is the number one mom of all time? Great gift for mom's birthday, Mother's Day or even Christmas. T-shirts and other gifts available.

Mother's Day - ends in

Mother's Day - ends in "y"
Mother's Day should be everyday that ends in "y"!

I Love My Kids

I Love My Kids
Do you love your kids? Now... do you have a sense of humor? Because at the end of loving your kids you call them the spoiled rotten, ungrateful little brats that they are! Perfect for Mother's Day or

Mom I am.

Mom I am.
"Mom I am". Simple as that. Any mom will love this design on a mug or a tshirt, especially if they are a big reader to their children!

Monster Mommy

Monster Mommy
Perfect for Mother's Day! Certified Monster Killer... AKA: Mommy!

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day - Now Lets Go Fishing!

Danelions

Danelions
Dandelions are the bouquet of roses to every mother! Who else would smile the biggest smile and give out the biggest hug when their child brings them and bouquet full of.... weeds?

SuperMom!

SuperMom!
Is your mom a "super mom"?

100 Mothers

100 Mothers
Pefect Mother's Day gift! On a clear night you can hear the voice of a hundred mothers - Oh how I wish bathrooms had sound-proof walls! Doesn't every mother wish for that?

I'm a mom, whats your excuse?

I'm a mom, whats your excuse?
I'm a mom, whats your excuse?

Crabby Mommy Powers

Crabby Mommy Powers
Cute t-shirt for any mom! "Don't make me use my crabby mommy powers!" Mom will get a laugh out of this one - great idea for birthdays or Mother's Day.

Love of a Stepmother

Love of a Stepmother
The only difference between the love of a stepmother and the love of a mother is the pain of childbirth. Need a unique gift idea for your stepmom?

StepMom - Just Mom!

StepMom - Just Mom!
Got a wonderful stepmom that you are proud to just call "Mom"?? Give her this "just mom" gift for Mother's Day - something she'll cherish for years to come!

Best Stepmother

Best Stepmother
Get your best stepmother this funny design... it's guaranteed to make her smile and fill her heart up with love!Says: "I'm the best stepmom 'cause I still wanted these crazy kids after I met them!"

Motherhood

Motherhood
the wildest roller coaster ride on earth! Great idea for a Mother's Day gift!

Because I'm the Mom

Because I'm the Mom
Mom with attitude? Show how serious you really are when they ask why! Any other questions?

Making Motherhood Look Good

Making Motherhood Look Good
Are you a hot mommy? Do you make motherhood look good? Maybe you have a hot mom? Either way, here's a great idea for any good looking mom.

Hot Mommy

Hot Mommy
oh - la - la Hot Mommy!

Not Easy Being Mom

Not Easy Being Mom
Sure, a little bit of a slam on dad, but you gotta smile when you see this one - it's not easy being Mom... if it was, dads would do it! Truth in parenting!

Wow! Mom!

Wow! Mom!
Mom is just wow - upside down! Great for all moms on Mothers Day, Christmas, birthdays or just to say she's special!

Embarrassing My Children

Embarrassing My Children
Every parent's purpose in life is to embarrass their children!

I'm The Mom!

I'm The Mom!
Mom with an attitude? Makes a great Mother's Day... or any kind of gift! Cute, sassy... just like mom!

Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest
Give your mommy dearest the perfect gift with this design on a t-shirt or other gift... make her Mother's Day or birthday one she won't forget!

#1 Mom

#1 Mom
A colorful, star filled t-shirt design proudly stating "#1 Mom".

Because I'm the Mom

Because I'm the Mom
Mom with attitude? Show how serious you really are when they ask why! Any other questions?

Mom Knows Best

Mom Knows Best
But nobody listens.
Every mom will appreciate this true quote. Get her the gift she'll love.

Psychotic Housewife

Psychotic Housewife
Are you a housewife with an evil side to you? Maybe your husband thinks you watch too many crime shows and is starting to worry that you are doing research instead of just enjoying the program.... may

iMom

iMom
Got yourself a tech mom? Need a gift that describes her new ageness? iMom is great for new moms & experienced!

SuperMom

SuperMom
Every mom is a supermom!

Kick Ass Mom

Kick Ass Mom
For the hip & popular mom. Kick Ass Mom. Show mom that she is the best with this perfect design.

Domestically Disabled

Domestically Disabled
Is your mom - or are you - domestically disabled? No Martha Stewart? No Betty Crocker?

GeekMoms

GeekMoms
Geek Moms can fix a computer better than Soccer Moms can fix a meal!

Coolest Mom. Ever.

Coolest Mom. Ever.
Stare if you must.
Every cool mom has to have one of these! Great for moms of babies, toddlers or even teenagers.

Demon Spawn

Demon Spawn
Proud Mom to the Demon Spawn seeded from the Devil himself!

Calling Me Mommy

Calling Me Mommy
Who are these people and why are they calling me mommy? Any mother has said this once or twice!

Scheduled Naptimes

Scheduled Naptimes
Oh admit it - your kids' nap times are scheduled around your soaps! Don't be shy, every soap addicted mom does it!

P.T.A. Reject

P.T.A. Reject
Is your mom a P.T.A. reject? Not your typical homeroom mom, but you still think she's the best? This one will make her feel special!

Baby Mommy

Baby Mommy
A twist on the "baby daddy" craze... everybody has a baby mommy, right? Great humor gift for mom for Mother's Day, birthdays & more!

Calling Me Mama

Calling Me Mama
Who are these people and why are they calling me mama? Any mother has said this once or twice!

Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest
Give your mommy dearest the perfect gift with this design on a t-shirt or other gift... make her Mother's Day or birthday one she won't forget!

Don't Ask Me - Moms

Don't Ask Me - Moms
Are you a SAHM (stay at home mom) and you just want to murder him when he asks what you did all day? Here's his warning... do it for his own safety.

Go Ask Your Father

Go Ask Your Father
Go ask your father - I'm not mom right now.

Don't Make Me Put My Hands on My Hips

Don't Make Me Put My Hands on My Hips
You know when the hands go on the hips, you're in trouble! Great gift for moms & grandmas and even daycare moms! Don't make me put my hands on my hips!

Baby - Coming Soon!

Baby - Coming Soon!
Show off your pregnancy with this cute Hollywood movie preview. Title, showing and the pregnancy guidance NOT suggested warning!

Invisaowie

Invisaowie
Invisaowie - [in-VIS-uh-awhw-ee] noun: An owie that's so small you can't see it—but still requires a bandage to stop the crying.

I Wiped Their Butts

I Wiped Their Butts
Funny t-shirt for moms, dads or daycare providers! I fed them, I clothed them, I wiped their butts and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

Slacker Mom Immune System

Slacker Mom Immune System
Slacker Moms Unite! I believe a dirty house helps kids have a healthy immune system!

Happiness is... Motherhood

Happiness is... Motherhood
Read mom's mind this Mother's Day with a gift that shows off her true happiness... motherhood! And not just Mother's Day; birthdays, Christmas or just "I love Mom" days!

Mom Knows Best

Mom Knows Best
But nobody listens.
Every mom will appreciate this true quote. Get her the gift she'll love.

Crabby Mommy Powers

Crabby Mommy Powers
Cute t-shirt for any mom! "Don't make me use my crabby mommy powers!" Mom will get a laugh out of this one - great idea for birthdays or Mother's Day.

It Ain't Her Father You Need to Worry About

It Ain't Her Father You Need to Worry About
One for the protective moms out there with daughters!

Slacker Mom

Slacker Mom
Are you a slacker mom? Are you PROUD of being one? There's not a thing wrong with throwing a tv dinner at your kids for dinner, is there? Why else would they call it tv DINNER, right?

Parenting Handbook

Parenting Handbook
Please pass me that parenting handbook.. I need to smack my kid with it. Great gift for mom & dad!

You Can't Scare Me - Daughters

You Can't Scare Me - Daughters
The one that started it all. Created for my husband; the proud dad of two daughters! What is more scary than raising daughters? Many designs to choose from.

Parents Eat Their Young

Parents Eat Their Young
Parents of toddlers & teenagers completely understand why some animals eat their young. Grab this true saying tshirt or other gift for your mom or dad. They will love ya for it.

Thirteen Years

Thirteen Years
For all parents of teenagers - thirteen years after giving birth hospitals should be required to send out a strait jacket!

Alpha Mom in Training

Alpha Mom in Training
Are you the Slacker Mom that has no desire to even try to be an Alpha Mom?

Domestically Disabled

Domestically Disabled
Is your mom - or are you - domestically disabled? No Martha Stewart? No Betty Crocker?

The Best Part About Being Pregnant!

The Best Part About Being Pregnant!
The best thing about being pregnant is…

I don’t have to hold my stomach in!
Perfect for all those moms to be!

Pregnant Sexy

Pregnant Sexy
A little bit of a boost of sexy for those women who lost the sexy feeling of being fat & pregnant!

Not Just a SAHM

Not Just a SAHM
Stay at home moms (SAHM) absolutely hate it when someone says "your just a stay at home mom"... get this gift for your Mom so she can warn people ahead of time not to make that mistake!

Bad Mom Day

Bad Mom Day
Heck with bad hair days.... I'm having a bad mom day!!! Great for the mom with a sense of humor.

Monster Daddy

Monster Daddy
Perfect for Father's Day! Certified Monster Killer... AKA: Daddy!

Kids are the Reason

Kids are the Reason
Perfect Mother's Day gift idea for the stressed out mom! Blame the kids... they are the reason for everything.

Simply Surviving

Simply Surviving
Have you raised your teenagers? You survived! Great for any parent who has gone through the teen years with their son or daughter. Wear this t-shirt to your teenagers graduation! Great gift idea!

I Survived Teenagers

I Survived Teenagers
Have you raised your teenagers? You survived! Great for any parent who has gone through the teen years with their son or daughter. Wear this t-shirt to your teenagers graduation! Great gift idea!

The Toddler Years

The Toddler Years
Every parent knows that once you've survived the toddler years you have accomplished something... but does it get better after that? Can even work for a toddler's t-shirt! Either way!!

Baby - Coming Soon!

Baby - Coming Soon!
Show off your pregnancy with this cute Hollywood movie preview. Title, showing and the pregnancy guidance NOT suggested warning!

Kids Birthday

Kids Birthday
Why do kids get to celebrate birthdays anyway? I don't think they did much work that day.

You Can't Scare Me - Daughters

You Can't Scare Me - Daughters
The one that started it all. Created for my husband; the proud dad of two daughters! What is more scary than raising daughters? Many designs to choose from.

Assembly & Product Safety Testing

Assembly & Product Safety Testing
Parenting - A degree in Assembly & Product Safety Testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. The truth of parenting.

How To Survive Fatherhood

How To Survive Fatherhood
A tough job; fatherhood. How's a man to survive? By acting like he doesn't know anything, of course! Great for new dads & old dads alike.

Confused Parent

Confused Parent
of teenagers
All it takes is trying to parent a teenager to fall into complete confusing. Perfect gift for Mothers Day or Fathers Day!

Raising Teenagers

Raising Teenagers
Ever have one of those days? Raising teenagers can make the impossible seem possible.

Parents Eat Their Young

Parents Eat Their Young
Parents of teenagers completely understand why some animals eat their young. Grab this true saying tshirt or other gift for your mom or dad. They will love ya for it.

Stolen Sanity

Stolen Sanity
Help me. Teenagers have stolen my sanity and they won't give it back. Great design for a t-shirt or coffee cup gift for parents, teachers or anyone who has teenagers in their life.

Parenting 101 - Failed

Parenting 101 - Failed
Great parents fail parenting! Grab this t-shirt or mug for your failed parent. Great for Mothers Day & Fathers Day.

Proud Parent

Proud Parent
Whats the best part of your daughter graduating from high school? She's finally moving out!

Free Hugs & Kisses

Free Hugs & Kisses
While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
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Parenthood - Adrenaline Rush

Parenthood - Adrenaline Rush
Any mom and dad knows that you don't need skydiving or bungee jumping to feel an adrenaline rush -
just become a parent! That's the REAL adrenaline rush!

Sooner or later...

Sooner or later...
... we all quote our mothers! Great gift for any new mom! As much as you say you won't, you know you will! :)

I Take My Kids Everywhere

I Take My Kids Everywhere
For the mom with an evil humor side! I take my kids everywhere, but they always find their way home!

Teenager

Teenager
Parent of a Teenager - I thought the terrible twos were bad!

Preteen

Preteen
Parent of a preteen - and I thought the terrible twos were bad!

Creating Life

Creating Life
When you are pregnant, big as a house with swollen ankles and cravings no normal person should crave, don't you just want to scream; "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M CREATING LIFE OVER HERE?" Hey, it's a perfect

Kick Out of This

Kick Out of This
Originally designed for a maternity top, but really this design can mean just about anything!

Back Seat to Baby Seat

Back Seat to Baby Seat
Makes a great gift for a baby shower! Any fan of cars or racing will get a kick out of this design - from the back seat to the baby seat in 9 months flat!

Evolution

Evolution
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Not Me & I Don't Know

Not Me & I Don't Know
These two live in every house with kids and every parent is on the hunt to find them. When I find them I'm going to throw them outta this house!







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