T-shirts and Gifts by InsanityWear.com : Offensive & Rude T-Shirts & Gifts

A collection of our funny, but not-so-nice t-shirts & gift designs. Drinking shirts, too! Popular with the bar & college crowd.

The Ass Family Hilarious, funny t-shirt that will get everyone laughing! Meet Jack, Smart, Lazy, Kiss & Dumb. The Ass Family.	The Cherry is Gone but I still have the box it came in! Great for any woman who likes to tease. Good conversation starter. Perfect for Valentines Day, too!	No More Drugs Tired of teachers & schools diagnosing every other child for some type of learning disability, like ADHD or ADD or depression and suggesting Ritalin, Paxil or some other medication to the students?
Stupid Opinion Grab this popular shirt with the phrase "You have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you're stupid". Perfect timing for the 2008 presidential election!	Duct Tape Over Your Mouth We all know people like that... duct tape over your mouth would look good right about now. Duct Tape fixes everything, after all!	Stupid People I see stupid people... They are everywhere They walk around like everyone else They don't even know they are stupid
Duck Off Duck Off.... say it like you want it!	Fresh Air Smoking bans piss you off? People still bitching when you are standing outside - where they fought to get you? Here's some attitude to throw in their face!	I Drink
Getting On My Nerves	*new* Tequila Stolen from the song lyrics "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off". Popular with the college crowd! Two other designs available.	Stupid People The world is filled with far too many stupid people.
I PUKED A LITTLE.... Thanks to Sal and her clever little use of words in the forums.	IMHO U R N IDIOT In my honest opinion, you are an idiot (for those who have no idea what the shirt says!)	A Good Piece of * A good piece of ass should be seen and not heard. Great quote for a night out at the bars!
Lovely Corpse You would make a lovely corpse	Say What You Mean .... then shut up.	If The Phone Doesn't Ring Simple quote that hopefully will give people the message.
Big Girl Panties Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!	Hit me Ever wanted someone to hit you just because? Well here's the reason - you need money! Hey, it's a sue-happy society now, perfect t-shirt for everyone.	*new* Dumb People As requested by my husband who says he spends his days as a truck driver seeing dumb people (or in his words, idiots). Seems to be a rather popular saying! Two designs available.
You remind me... Everyone knows one and everyone meets another. Tell them they remind you of a dumbass you know!	Chemically Off Balanced Use political correctness to your advantage! You aren't a drunk, you are chemically off balanced!	Worst Day of My Life! Could you imagine? Give up smoking, drinking AND SEX? It would have to be the worst day. Ever.
S.O.B.E.R. Are you sick of all the banning going on in this country? Be S.O.B.E.R.!	You have ONE advantage over me... You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!	One wife too many Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The Reason I Drink Why do you drink? It's to make others more interesting. Admit it. Funny drinking shirt!	Recovering Catholic Hello, I'm a recovering Catholic. If you are, you know what I mean.	Stupidity Should Be Painful Stupidity Should Be Painful
Confused as a baby... This one will be sure to get some laughs - Confused as a baby in a strip club. Don't get much more confusing than that, does it?	Wipe Your Mouth A rather rude & obnoxious saying	Go Eat Worms The old saying goes; nobody loves me .... I might as well go eat worms. Well hey, just tell them straight to the point - go eat worms.
Virgin Look closely at the fine print. You are a virgin... aren't you? Perfect drinking shirt! Wear out to the bars... very popular with college students!	Have you hugged a germ today? Have You Hugged a Germ Today? Don't you know that all this antibacterial stuff around us these days is breaking our immune systems down?	Don't Breathe Smokers can have a little attitude too. Non-smokers always have the offensive sayings, now smokers do too!
Train of thought Does your train of thought have a caboose? Everyone knows someone who they wish theirs did!	Kiss Off Just a tad bit of attitude on the Kiss Off t-shirt!	Go Play In Traffic Go play in traffic. Something my wise father used to tell me to do as a child.
Shut the Duck Up! Spunky little duck. Take the wording as you want!	Happy Ever After "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after". We are all living in that fairy tale moment, aren't we?	Peace Be Still To be honest, I'm still not sure about this one. A friend requested this one and I still shake my head at it. Peace be still? I don't get it, but I guess I don't have to.
Bad Mood Accused of being in a bad mood? Tell 'em how it is - I just don't like you!	FUNNIEST SHIRT EVER! Just a funny t-shirt with nothing to say at all.