Inner Legend > Lifeguard > Lifeguarding Yoga Master
Your work is invaluable. The lives you save, the kids you pull from death's jaws... truly your summer job is an art. Amid the sharks, rogue waves, and tsunamis you are the epitome of calm resolve. Your mental discipline and patience get you through days most mortals couldn't. You are a lifeguard.
But perhaps you long for an even greater transcendental state - maybe you should quietly leave the clinic and begin your quest to become a yoga master, in touch with your inner spirit and the very nature of existence itself.
Not sure if Yoga Masters have a 401K plan, though.