Your life as a bartender is rewarding and inspiring... but at times predictable. So far you've hidden your super powers well. It wouldn't be considered "appropriate" to melt steel with your mind. Your customers might not "smile" upon you reading their thoughts, turning invisible, and then flying around the sky shooting lasers out of your eyes.
But perhaps its time to stop caring about appearances. Perhaps it's time to unleash your crazy super powers from within.
Design reads: Sometimes I'm content being a mild-mannered bartender. Other times I think I should start unleashing my superpowers.