But perhaps the thought of saline solution has you thinking of the high seas? Perhaps the rubbing alcohol you wipe on the skin reminds you of a fine Caribbean rum? Have you ever wished you could trade it all in - the white coat and the prestige - for just one chance to fight upon a Spanish Galleon, savagely plundering the booty?
Sure you have. It's okay.
Design reads: "Sometimes I'm glad I became a physician. Other times I wish I had taken up pirating."