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Never a God Around You'd think that with an infinite number of Gods, as all good Infinitians know is the case, there'd always be a God around when you need one. So why is it that, no matter how good you are, bad things |
Who Created God? Who created God? Think about it. There is only one answer: an infinite regress of Gods creating an infinite regress of Gods. Only Infinitiaty has the answer. Spread the world |
Beat Up Your God With an infinity of Gods to choose from it's hard to select just one. But, let people know that, whichever God you choose, your God can beat up their God. People won't mess with you when they know tha |
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Infinite Gods. No Waiting. How can one God possibly have time to listen to everyone's prayers? Of course, he or she can't. With Infinitiaty, there's no need to wait for a God to hear your prayers. With an infinite number of God |
Infinitely Greater Of course a God is great. Everyone knows that. Let people know that an infinite number of Gods is infinitely greater. Glory be to the Gods. |
God 69 There are an infinite number of Gods. An infinite number of them love you, an infinite number hate you, and an infinite number couldn't give a good Gods' damn about you one way or another. God 69 love |
